Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I look at Salt.
"So. What now?"
I make a smoothie.

 

[Saltarius]

I sign the papers without question.

"It was good talking to you gentlemen. I'm glad we could have this little meeting. Phone my office later if you have any further concerns on the project."

I take out my cell phone and call my secretary.

"Listen, I want you to set up a meeting with Sister. No weapons, Resistance territory."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I answer the call from Salt.
"Yes Mr. Salt. What time?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The girl was always a night owl. You schedule the meeting at half past midnight. That gives you half the day to travel around town and check up on recent developments.

You take your hat and coat and leave your office. It is a clear summer morning.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I growl angrily.
"Fuck, I nearly had it. I'm sure I did. And that fucker just came and attacked for no reason!" I sit and think for a while.
"Yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill him."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, whenver is the most convinient for her. Have a good one, Castell."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Salt.
"I'm going to go get Zombie arrested."
I put my SWAT helmet back on.
"Just make me an official officer, and put some bullshit charges on him. Conspiracy to commit terrorism or something. Blame him for an unsolved crime."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone up Salt.
"Yo dude, watch your back. I think there's an assassin or something on your tail."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Thank you Mr.Salt. Enjoy your Christmas."
I hang up my phone and crack my neck, working out the kinks. Getting up, I open the mini-fridge and grab a smoothie, downing it in one. Yawning, I sit and pick up the hotline to Resistance HQ.
[i/]Beeeeeeeeeeep[/i]
"Hello, can i speak to Sister please?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, hi Zomb! Thanks for this, right as we speak people are tracking you and learning your location. I've already got an official officer on the case of suspected terrorism against you. Oh, and a word of advice: run."

"Tril, look at that badge. You're already an officer. Now get follow that signal and get him."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, what the fuck? Nothing has happened yet, so you don't have a legitimate reason to kill me!" I start leaping about the roof tops.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sucker." I mutter under my breath.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I can still fucking hear you. Turn around shit head."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wonderful. Uh... can you take care of this?"
I hand Salt my sleeping body.
"Use me as a meatshield if necessary. Just make sure to kiss me if I die."

I fly off towards a police station.
"Okay people, we received an anonymous tip. Some guy named Zombie may be planning to kill Saltarius. So, we're going to go find him first. I received a report; he's near the park, and is armed and dangerous. So be on guard. GO!"
The police officers head off to hunt Zombie.

 

[Saltarius]

"How about no, and I continue my day of duties as master of the mall."

I hang up.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. Have it your way." I stab Salt in the back, and push him out the window I sneaked in through.

 

[RaNDM G]

[i/]Beeeeeeeeeeep[/i]

"Hello, can I speak to Sister please?"

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!

No one ever bothers the girl's sleep. Ever. That's just a simple fact of life.

You make the appointment and place the phone back on the receiver. Your mind is scattered. That will teach you never to down another smoothie that fast. A brain freeze can be fatal in your line of work.

 

[Saltarius]

I youth roll out of the way.

"My my, getting sloppy in your old age, aren't you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stand as I wait for Salt to feel the blood from his wound spreading. I look at the dark spot, growing on his back.
"Hmm..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at the crystal ball, right into Zombie's face.
"Oh fuck."

I grab an assault rifle and fly back to Salt's office.
I float outside the window and aim at Zombie.
"Give up."