Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, well you're going to be getting a timeshare in hell if you don't get out now!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Listen here, Sodium!" I command, unable to think of a better insult, "You better you shut your salty mouth before I shove your head down your Nega's throat!"

 

[Saltarius]

"It would have been better if you called me Saltine. Because I'm white...and my name is Salt...and...fuck it."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I turn my head away from the phone, "Dammit! That would've been better!" I angrily whisper. I put the phone back to my head again, "Don't tell me how to insult you!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Shut up, Carnation Instant *****. Get it, cause your name is breakf-whatever."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I pause for a moment, "Wow, that was horrible." I comment.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah well...I didn't kill my parents!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I pause again, "Dude, what? I don't even know more parents!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pause to watch Salt's fight.
"Is he on the phone?"
"Did he just forget Nega Salt?"
"Probably. Now let's go find a zoo."

 

[Saltarius]

"Whatever. My point is, get out of there!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, I'll just schedule that on for February 31st." I close my phone and look over at my rice, "Oh shit!" I scream as a white hand bursts from the pot and throws me to wherever Salt and his Nega are, "I told you. Never trust manufacturers." I growl.

Captcha: Teflon president?

 

[Knife-28]

Edit - Ignore this >.>

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey there Waffles. What the hell was that about?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Gee, if you don't mind helping Waffles!"

"What's that? You have the kid? We don't need him. The trolls are inconsequential. Leave them be for now."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey, Trib." I greet, getting up an dusting myself off. I then roundhouse kick Salt, "That's for going me bad instructions! Minute rice takes ten minutes to cook! Ten minutes!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamn it Waffles, I'm busy fighting my Nega!"

Nega Salt places a hand on Waffles' chest. With one blast he's knocked flat on his ass by an ultrasound wave.

"Oh god, the old one. He fights even worse than you two."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think it only takes one minute." Nega Trilby says. "Hence the name."
"Hence is fun to say."
"It really is."
"Well, those violent animals won't unleash themselves."
We walk off towards the zoo yet again.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Aw hell naw!" I grab Salt's leg and swing him at Nega Salt, "I am veteran, know your place!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You sure don't fight like it."

Nega Salt sends out another blast, sending me right into Waffles.

"Seems like I have to fight dirty."


I convulse, foaming at the mouth.

[small]"You sadistic ************."[/small]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

My clothes became instantaneously tattered, exposing my sexy six-flab "You are the worse kind of a living organism." I muster some of my power, "Feel the righteous power of jazz!"