Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

Nega Salt laughs lowly before resetting his body, his bones cracking as they reform.

"You see? He gets it!"

Nega Salt flash steps to Knife and knees him in the crotch before kicking him upside the chin.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife rolls with the kick, flipping backwards and landing on his feet. "Crotch protector." He says, flashing a grin and roundhouse kicking Nega Salt in the side, his left leg connecting with almost unnatural force.

 

[Saltarius]

"A fighter who can actually fight! Yet it is not enough."

Nega Salt places a hand on Knife's chest and blasts him with an ultrasound wave.

"In a few moments, you'll be in cardiac arrest. That is, if your heart didn't burst already."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yes, tire yourself out and give me a freshly respawned body, I can tell your a master stratagest." Knife says sarcasticly after he respawns behind Nega Salt and puts him in a headlock.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My Nega vomits, arches his back and howls. The sky goes dark. The park is bathed in moonlight. My Nega is glowing blue. He staggers towards me, clawing at his own face and screaming. He begins to disperse into a cloud of blue light, which surrounds me, engulfs me. There's a blinding flash. I look down. Then I look back up at Nega Salt, smiling. My hands crackle and hiss, glowing with eldritch energy. I draw Peake. "Hey Nega Salt." He turns his head to look at me. "Get fucked!" I leap and bring Peake down, the blade goes through his whole body, destroying his insides. His lifeless body flops to the ground.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I drop out of the sky on top of knife.
"Looks like I missed one hell of a fight. Anyway, smoothies."
I hand everyone bright red smoothies. The liquid seems to sparkle in the sun. It's also smoking slightly.
"Don't ask whats in them"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife downs the smoothie before handing the cup back to Sigma and clapping slowly. "Good work Paddy, real bang up job, you've just killed Nega Salt, allowing him to respawn and continue to further his dasterdly plot, good fucking job." He says, sarcasm all but dripping from his words.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"He tried to kill my Nega, ***** got what was coming to him. What else were we gonna do anyway? I think we got this shit down anyway."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get my elephant to curb stomp Paddy.
"I have a prison cell designed for Mall Fighters. Its security measures are all non-lethal. Basically, it's a tiny box with a fuckload of tasers in it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well then." I click my fingers. Nega Salt gasps for air. "Let's take him to it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Nega Me
"FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK" I land on top of normal Paddy. I stand up and realize I just stabbed him.
"Oh fuck. He wasn't that bad."
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Normal Me
Eventually, I take the fight with me and my Nega off the roof, by aiming a good swipe with Raven. He loses balance, and I kick him off the roof of the building, 300 style.
"FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK" He yells as he falls, until he lands, on top of Paddy.
"Huh. Well, looks like I won?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sling Nega Salt over my shoulder.
"Sooooo...where is it then?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pirouette and dodge Nega Zombie.

 

[Saltarius]

"Holy shit. I can't believe I survived that much shitty du-I mean dubstep."

I call Sis once more.

"Yeah we took care of him. Anyways, you're telling me you don't fight?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw Nega Salt and Nzombie.
"Dammit Nega Zombie"
I drink a smoothie with extreme prejudice

 

[Sigma Castell]

I notice Nega Salt has a bundle on him. It moves slightly. Gently picking it up, I pull the cloth down. Its a small baby.
I hand it to Paddy.
"Yeah, this is probably yours..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Nega Me
Unfortunately, my blade still slices through Paddy. I stand over him.
"Fuck. Oh hey Salt. Guess I'm gonna have to finish the job." I use my sword, Falcons Fate, to stab Salt in the back.
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Normal Me.
I begin my descent down the building.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Guys, theres a baby here. Take it somewhere else."
I search Nega Salt's body and find some sort of black gauntlet, with a glowing blue circle on the palm. It seems to have been what was generating the ultrasonic waves.
"Huh.Cool."
It doesnt fit very well, but I know a good tailor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Nega Zombie's sword bounces off my armour. I shoot him in the face. "We don't have time for games. The Negas last base got blown up, we need to find the new one."

 

[Saltarius]

"Gk! [small]************...[/small]"

I collapse to the ground, my chest oozing blood.