Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

Nega Trilby glares at Nega Zombie.
"Fucking chill, mate."
"Yeah. Y'all need more apathy."
We sit back on our elephants and stop giving fucks.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I give Salt a Miracle Mix.
"Get up, Salt. This is not the time for playing around."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I take the baby from Sig and phone Knife. "We need a pickup from Megido park, gotta get back to yours and organise some shit." I stem Salt's bleeding.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Nega
I deflect the bullet by accident.
"Dude, I'm just doing my job." I cut the gun in half, and turn back to Salt.
"Sorry bout all of this man." I walk of, leaving Salt for dead.
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Normal
I get to the bottom, and walk over to the group.
"Hey, oh shit Salt!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run, pick up my butterfly knife and throw it into the back of Nega Zombie's head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Thanks man. *cough* Needed that."

I shakily return to my feet.

"So who's the kid?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Apparently mine and Nep's. Should leave her at Knife's. We got business with our Negas."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Nega
I turn around, and grab the knife midair. I then jam it in the ground, and snap it in half.
"Fucking, weak as shit. Bye," I walk off.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sick fucks are always going for the kids."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, what happened to Salt's kid?"
"Fucked if I know. I was going to save his ass, then someone else had him."

 

[Saltarius]

"Gideon? He's with Kanaya and the rest of the trolls."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm just checking now..."
I bring up my scanner. My piece of shit scsnner which can't scan for shit.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Which is where I need to leave my own little bundle of joy. Nice." I reload.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, Paddy and neps. Also, when the fuck did you sleep with Nepeta, Paddy?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You deflowered the most innocent troll Paddy. The fuck bro."

Spoiler: Captcha

One hit wonder.

Pfftttt

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good. I was almost worried for a second there. Let's just hope none of the Negas find out."
"Well, not none of them. You told me."
"Well then, hope one of the Negas knows and that's it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It happened before we got here, so it was Belano. Nep obviously has a thing for poets."

 

[Saltarius]

"Tril, if I see either you or your Nega come within twenty feet of my son, you're dead. Got that?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hold it, Sigma, who the fuck is Toms biological parents? Wait, it couldn't be mine and Vriska, could it?" I say pondering.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The fuck did I do?"
"Yeah! What did we do?"