Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"So now what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We avoid the Trilbys because they are obviously child abductors."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I meant like, for our quest or whatever."

 

[Saltarius]

"We WERE investigating Xot, but it's come up fruitless. I suppose what we do now if start improving the city. Need a Dent Act all up in this *****."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's your mall." I punch myself in the face until I fall asleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, it was a clever reference to the Dark Knight Rises in which...fuck it. We need funding or whatever."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Leave that to me."

 

[Saltarius]

"If you start selling drugs to kids, Imma choke a *****."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That was the last resort. You ever hear of Switzerland?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What the FUCK is a Switzerland?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just so we're on the same page, you aren't planning on kidnapping Gideon, are you?"
"No. If needs be, I'll have a couple of officers take him back to whomever was raising him, or an orphanage. And I sincerely hope someone was raising him, because if not then that means Salt left him to die. Though, that would be par for the course..."
"Oh. That's okay then."
We enter the small building.
"Keep an eye out for the others. I have to do something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's a magical country of chocolate and tax dodger's bank accounts. I'm going to rob it."

 

[Saltarius]

"As long as you don't get caught they can't associate you with me. CORRUPTION, YEAH!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"We should DANCE!"
I play a haunting tune, and loads of creepy children start singing along.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I high five Salt and get on a plane to Switzerland.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. I'mma just check on Gideon. If that's fine."

I walk back to where them trolls at, looking behind my back constantly for the Trilbys.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I land in Switzerland, using diplomatic immunity provided by Salt to get my weapons through customs, and eat my own weight in chocolate. After vomiting in a river I go to a cafe.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I find myself in the cockpit of a jet. It seems to be on It's way to switzerland.
"Hello ladies and gentleman, this is your pilot speaking. We will be arriving at Swiss Spaceport Interergalactic in about five hours. Meanwhile, please take the tiem to enjoy the company of our air hostesses and enjoy some free smoothies, and I thank you for flying Castell Airways."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Uh oh."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fall asleep.
_________

I wake up in Salt's office.
I begin ransacking it, looking for information on what the fuck happened to Gideon.
_________

Nega Trilby starts fiddling with his Crystal Pistol, then shoots out a crystal ball to watch Paddy.
"WHO TH3 FUCK 4R3 YOU?"
"Nega Trilby. I assume you've met Trilby."
"OH, Y34H."
"Look at this guy. Is he trying to make it obvious he's here on Salt's orders? I'm surprised that bastard hasn't been impeached."