I walk into a Swiss bank and ask to see the vault. I am, obviously, refused. I kill everyone inside and cut my way into the vault. After an exciting pursuit from the law I leap into Sig's plane and demand he fly back.
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Suddenly, the engines of the plane explode. The wings are torn to shreds in the blast, and the fuselage begines to drop out of the sky.
I activate the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking, we appear to be experiencing minor turbulance and some engine issues, I would advise you fasten your safety harnesses."
The wingless plane rapidly approaches terminal velocity as it falls towards Switzerland.
"sssshhhhhheeeeetttt......"
I activate the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking, we appear to be experiencing minor turbulance and some engine issues, I would advise you fasten your safety harnesses."
The wingless plane rapidly approaches terminal velocity as it falls towards Switzerland.
"sssshhhhhheeeeetttt......"
I am thrown clear of the wreckage and land in Salts office.
"Well, Switzerland wont be coming back for awhile..."
"Well, Switzerland wont be coming back for awhile..."
I look up at Salt.
"The mother of your child is dead. You didn't realise you have a child because you have no pictures of him in your office and you told Sister to not mention it. You don't think it weird that you can just show up out of the blue and take him back? Or that nobody else took him in, or put him in protective custody? Because it seems fucking weird to me."
"The mother of your child is dead. You didn't realise you have a child because you have no pictures of him in your office and you told Sister to not mention it. You don't think it weird that you can just show up out of the blue and take him back? Or that nobody else took him in, or put him in protective custody? Because it seems fucking weird to me."
"So what are you going to do? Call in the cops to tell them I was trying to find out what happened to the orphaned child in your arms right now after you had his mother killed and disowned him? Also, I didn't break in. I've been here since we arrived, asleep. And the lack of warrant is moot, because I'm not looking for evidence. I'm trying to find out if you've accidentally kidnapped some couple's adopted son."
I pull some Swiss chocolate out of my pocket and begin to eat it. "Probably should do something about the Negas."
"We already took care of mine, yours with merged with you, we already know Nega Tril is a child abductor, and there's no real worries about the others. I have no idea what the fuck is with this universe. I mean, Sister doesn't know what a chainsaw is!"
I wake up in my flat.
"SHIT. That's it, I'm reporting that asshole for corruption and kidnapping."
"You should probably mention that he sanctioned the robbery of a load of Swiss banks too."
"Thanks. Hello, police? It seems Saltarius Crane is abusing his power. He order the recent armed robbery in Switzerland, and has kidnapped his disowned son. Yes. He covered it up by forcing his secretary to resign and never talk of it again. He played a part in the death of the mother, Aradia Megido, too. He's in his office right now."
I hang up.
"He's going to fucking hate me."
"More than he already does? He just called me a child abductor."
"Wow. And with that, my conscience is clear."
"SHIT. That's it, I'm reporting that asshole for corruption and kidnapping."
"You should probably mention that he sanctioned the robbery of a load of Swiss banks too."
"Thanks. Hello, police? It seems Saltarius Crane is abusing his power. He order the recent armed robbery in Switzerland, and has kidnapped his disowned son. Yes. He covered it up by forcing his secretary to resign and never talk of it again. He played a part in the death of the mother, Aradia Megido, too. He's in his office right now."
I hang up.
"He's going to fucking hate me."
"More than he already does? He just called me a child abductor."
"Wow. And with that, my conscience is clear."
"No."
I turn the TV on and start watching a documentary about bees.
"You heard the man. Either leave or watch the bee film."
I turn the TV on and start watching a documentary about bees.
"You heard the man. Either leave or watch the bee film."