Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Ohgodohgodohgodohgod"

I pace frantically back and forth, sweat coming down like bullets off my forehead.

"WhatamIgonnasaywillitbequickqillitbepainfulchristchristchrist"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I go to Trilby's meeting spot

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I meet Ryan.
"Salt's about to speak at a press conference. I need you to kill him. Don't worry, he knows."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Your giving me permission to kill him... how, where, when, and who's getting blamed?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Attention p-people of the mall. It is I, your leader S-S-Saltarius Crane, here to say..."

Cmon cmon shoot me already shoot me...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't know. Shoot him. Climb into the ceiling and pour acid on him. Eye lasers. Just kill him without being noticed."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Fine, but he owes me..."
While I'm standing infront of Trilby, A red dot appears on the center of Salt's forehead a second before his head explodes.
"Done."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn in Tril's flat.

"Alright, we've got to move. C'mon need a disguise Nega Tril, let's go."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I'm stood in the corner of Trilby's apartment smoking. "Once you're ready we need to get out fast. No turning back."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure."
Nega Trilby presses a small button and a panel in the roof opens. A load of wigs, stage make-up, clothes, hair dyes and other stuff drop down and bury Salt.
"Take your pick."
"WH3R3 TH3 H3LL D1D TH3S3 TWO COM3 FROM!?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm the getaway driver. I've got experience at getting through borders unnoticed."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Best get my attire in order..."

I get on a pair of pants, suspenders, a button down shirt, and a tweed jacket, all completed with a bowtie.

"Shut up. It's cool."

 

[Knife-28]

Salt's phone starts ringing, the caller id revealing it's Knife that's calling. "Saltarius Caine, what the flying fuck are you doing?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"So Trilby, what exactly is my reward?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Your reward is not getting arrested."
_________

"Salt, you look like an idiot."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Considering I didn't do it and I have an alibi I think I deserve more."
I start walking away and a red dot appears on the center of Trilby's forehead

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You did do it and I watched you do it."
I fly off to meet up with Salt.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, LIAR!!!"

I rent a room in a motel and free X, we talk for the next couple of hours

 

[Saltarius]

"What? I'm the Eleventh Doctor!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, really?" Nega Trilby says sarcastically.