"Thanks. And if you don't want to be sneaked up on, I'd worry more about my Nega."
I point to empty space behind Sigma.
I point to empty space behind Sigma.
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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[HEADING=1]Years later...[/HEADING]
I tearfully wave off my son as he leaves for university. They grow up so fast...
[HEADING=1]Present[/HEADING]
I throw a cream pie into Gamzee's face, and Tom laughs. Good enough I guess. I then start producing a sitcom involving me, Tom, and the rest of the trolls, living under the same roof. I offer it to the only produces I know, Undead Enterprises, and they accept. The show is a hit, and is pretty much always being broadcasted, as the show is pretty much just a live stream of the household.
I tearfully wave off my son as he leaves for university. They grow up so fast...
[HEADING=1]Present[/HEADING]
I throw a cream pie into Gamzee's face, and Tom laughs. Good enough I guess. I then start producing a sitcom involving me, Tom, and the rest of the trolls, living under the same roof. I offer it to the only produces I know, Undead Enterprises, and they accept. The show is a hit, and is pretty much always being broadcasted, as the show is pretty much just a live stream of the household.
I sniff the air. "Wait a second. Smells like... Did somebody break the fourth wall again?" I cross my arms and tap my foot on the floor.
I walk down into the farmhouse's basement, and find a crack in a wall, glowing white. I peer inside, only to see white. I guess it's too bright in there, so I grab a sledge hammer, and slam it into the wall. It bounces off. I sigh, and open my laptop, and go onto the Escapist. I check out the mall fight I'm participating in, and make a post about the 4th wall being in my basement, and being indestructible- Oh would you look at that, the cracks growing larger!
I take a leisurely stroll to Zombie's place and pick the lock, going down to the basement. "Nice place you got here." I gesture towards the crack. "Love the decor."
"Oh man, that reminds me, I've got a lot of Mall Fight Comix to catch up on." I pull out my ipad and download every issue I missed. "Why am I so racist in these? Oh my. Zombie. Look at this."
"I fucking know right? First off, they get my appearance all wrong, and now they're exclaiming that I eat little babies alive." I notice the crack.
"Oh...shit pickles."
"Oh...shit pickles."
I shoosh pap the crack before going back to Zombie. "And look at this, a Salt and Aradia sex scene. I'm going to cut out my brain now."
"Oh my fucking god, it claims I domestically abuse Vriska. Who the hell wrote th-" I look at the cover and find that it's written by Salty Industries.
"I think I'm gonna kill him Paddy. I really will." I throw the comic at the crack, and it grows to a dangerously large level.
"OH SHIT!" I start backing away.
"I think I'm gonna kill him Paddy. I really will." I throw the comic at the crack, and it grows to a dangerously large level.
"OH SHIT!" I start backing away.
The crack seems to spit the spray back into Paddy's eyes.
"Well done, genius." The crack consumes the Mall fight poster.
"Well done, genius." The crack consumes the Mall fight poster.
I wipe the Ronseal(TM) from the lenses of my gas mask with a handkerchief. I throw it into the crack. The crack grows. "I think we should make like a tree and get out of here."
I grab the money from my safe, considering it's a combination of many from the show, it's sponsors, endorsements, all that. There's also the money I made from selling pies.
"We're about a billion short. And sealant doesn't work dumbass!"
"We're about a billion short. And sealant doesn't work dumbass!"
"Oh yeah, there's this suitcase. Here, It's full of money."
I steal paddys ipad and start reading.
I steal paddys ipad and start reading.
I wake up in the hospital, the nurse gives me a bottle of vicadin and tells me I can go. I start walking down the street and get hit by a car, X finds me on the street dying, and we take a taxi back to my apartment. I put the number for the swat team on my speed dial.
OOC: why cant I access the forums right?
OOC: why cant I access the forums right?