Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I pay for Knife's bail (What with being a millionare and all) and he returns to my apartment. "Ah Salt, I see your up."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I couldn't sleep with this damn kid crying. Ah shit, shiiitttt. Just dropped hot milk all over the fuckin rug."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife chuckles, "Don't worry mate you'll get used to it, I did." He breifly entertains the visitations of his memorys, then decides to help Salt.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I cough blood after Knife attacks me and get doped up on morphine.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. Well, at least he stopped fighting the bottle. See, they're always cute when they're nice and calm or sleeping, but they turn to living hell in the blink of an eye. So, any new developments? Word on the street about Aradia or Vriska or anyone really?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, to right." Knife says, nodding in agreement, "And sorry, I havn't heard anything."

 

[Saltarius]

"And out like a light again. These kids. Er...grubs. Like I sad, I'm taking care of him and I have to keep my head down on account of the assassination. So unless some assassin comes in for the kid, I'm not gonna be much help. Sorry."

Spoiler: Captcha

Live in the moment.

GET OUT OF YM HEAD CAPTCHA. HNNNGHHHHH

 

[Knife-28]

"Nah mate, it's ok. The burdens that come with being a parent are never easy, but don't worry, I'll do what I can to help you out where I can."

 

[Saltarius]

"From what I've heard, you're not this universe's Knife. Or rather, the other one's Knife. Did you originally come from here? That why you keep making references to being a parent?"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife sighs, and sits down on a nearby chair. "You're half right, I'm not from this universe, or from your mall's univeres either." He takes a deep breath, "I from another Mall, similar to yours in many respects infact. That was until I had a...run in, with a dimensional teleporter. I managed to steal a prototype portable unit, but I couldn't go back so I did the only thing I could do, I started universe hopping, just hoping I'd be able to get back to my Mall."
"As for me being a parent, you tend to get around after traveling the multiverse for a few centurys."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait a minute..."

I pull out a laptop and go meta, seeing the Unofficial Mall Fight Forums.

I show Knife the story 'Where in the Multiverse is Knife-28?'

"Is this you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Yes, yes it is."
The sound of cracking is heard.

 

[Saltarius]

"Aw shit. Don't tell me you're leaving. Other Knife, you were the coolest guy ever. Don't leave us now!"

 

[Knife-28]

"What, I'm not leaveing. That cracking is the 4th wall breaking, duh."

 

[Saltarius]

"We dealt with this shit already. Let me see that."

I get some adhesive and close the crack.

"There. Now then...what shall we discuss?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Whatever you want, I have quite a bit of knowledge in this lil' ol' noggin of mine" Knife says, tapping the side of his head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. So, what if we never do go back to the other mall? What if we're stuck like this? I have to raise this kid by myself and he never knows his mother?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Now, just because Aradia's dead dosen't mean that Gideon will never know her. Tell him storys Aradia Megido, archiologist and spider ***** slapper."
"You might want to leave the last part out till he's a little older."

 

[Saltarius]

"Indeed. I seriously can't thank you guys enough for giving me and Gideon a place to stay while my disappearance boils over. One sec, gotta call to make."

"Yo Sis. I'm laying low at Knife's place till' it's safe for me and Gideon. You mind coming over and helping out with him?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, well we weren't going to let you raise him in an abandoned factory, ain't that right Knife?"
"Ahha." I yell back from the other room.