Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Knife waves back as he walks over to Nega Trilby. "What tye fuck happened in there?" He asks, nodding in the direction of the capital building, which is now swarming with police.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I was trying to set up a new government. Then some guy came in and killed the others, so I shot him."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Several children walk away from the direction of the capital building, passing Knife and N-trilby, crying.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..." Nega Trilby watches the children walk by.
"The fuck did they come from?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Two adults in zombie makeup walk by, screaming in pain, following the children

 

[Sigma Castell]

A large bear runs in the opposite direction, brutaly murdering the children and adults on it's way past.
I, meanwhile, fall through the roof of Zombies farm and eat all his pies.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

One of the children screams "why" as its brutally mauled

 

[MinimanZombie]

"NONONONO" I smack Sigma with a broom, and slam a cream pie into his face. A frozen cream pie. I then offer to sell him the pies he's eaten for the correct price.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"BECAUSE REASONS! RAAAAAWR! AND X IS A *****! RAAAAWR!", replies the bear as it chews on child-guts.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slide a pistol across the table to Zombie, who is now asian.
"WaKe Up Mister Zombie...And we'll be young men together....."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The childs face becomes lodged between the bears teeth.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The bear retrievs it's toothpicks from it's inventory and removes the face. It then swallows it.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The bear has bloody explosive diareah because the child forgot to wash his face that morning because his parents were brutally murdered by zombie infront of him.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife shoots the bear, killing it. "I think you can deal with this NT." He says, before getting in his Delorian and driving off.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The bear explodes as its shot, coating the nearby area in shit and blood.
Everyone and everything but Knife and N-trilby in that neighbourhood is now covered in bear blood and bear shit.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife drives through the nearest car wash to clean his car, then he drives back to my apartment.
Several firefighting helicopters are called in to spray the whole area with water.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Uhfortunately because someone was burning leaves on their lawn and someone swapped all of the water tanks with tequila canisters: the neighbourhood is now an inferno and the helicopters are on fire.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife makes a detour to whereeer Ryan is and slaps him around a little, trying to bring him out of his hallucination inducing coma.
The area infront of the capital building is now clean and free of bear remains, and is certainly not on fire.

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh, Knife? What's going on down there? Oh god Gideon, I'm getting your food now. Jesus, this kid."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan is in the hospital, recovering from Zombie's brutal axe murdering spree...
Knife is arrested by security for assaulting a patient and an officer.