Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

I fall asleep in my apartment while a group of loyal people I hired work on my campaign

OOC: night

 

[Knife-28]

The sound of engines peters out, and I walk in, dusting off my overcoat. "So, you ready to go Salt?" I ask.

 

[Saltarius]

"Y-Yeah. Knife? Mind if I ask an odd question? Do you...do you think I can be a decent father?"

"Hello? Sis? I apologize for...just fuckin everything. I need to know about you Sister. Just...you."

 

[Knife-28]

I think on the question for a second before answering. "Salt, there's many, many parents in the world, and there are be some that are better parents than you'll be, but," I clap a hand on his shoulder and smile, "But, you're going to be a damn sight better than alot of them and that's what matters."

 

[RaNDM G]

Did someone say someone died?

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uuuuuuh no-ones died I think..."
I appear out of nowhere next to Salt.
"So. Whats new?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wasn't this the plot of Living Daylights?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Living...what?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's Timothy Dalton's first (of two) Bond movie. A politician fakes his assassination but I don't remember the rest."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake up coughing blood

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get bored by the whole situation, and start searching apartments. I open the unlocked door to one, and find Ryan lying in bed, coughing up blood.
"...Huh." I grab a fire axe from the corridor, and set down a bear trap besides Ryan's bed, and remove the release latch. I stand outside his room as he wakes up.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I get up and- "FUCK"
X starts walking down the hall towards Ryans room "What!?", she sees zombie "What the fuck did you do this time?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, I just played the Walking dead. Reenactments *****!" I run into the room, and see Ryan.
"I'm sorry...we're gonna have to cut you out..." I raise the axe above me head, and prepare to strike it down on Ryan's leg.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X yawns and watches
Ryan just sits there confused looking at zombie

 

[MinimanZombie]

I slam the axe down onto Ryan's leg, just above the jaws of the trap. It only goes about a quarter of the way through the leg. I press a button, and some zombies start walking in.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I appear behind X.
"Dude, I thought you died ages ago."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

About a fifth of the way into the leg the axe hits metal hits metal causing him to scream
X: "Why are you in my apartment?" she hears sigma and laughs "What?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue raising the ax and slamming it down onto Ryan's leg. Eventually he's freed, obviously with one less leg, and I carry him to a window. I drop him out of it, letting him fall onto the concrete far below. I then turn to X, and fire HONOR BLAST at her, shooting her out of the building to.
"Sigma, why the fuck did I come here?" I ask confused.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan and X sit there for a minute bleeding out before red cracks begin appearing around their wounds. They get up unphased, the bleeding stopped, Ryans stump having grown a glowing red replacement made of energy.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab a brick and drop it on Ryan's head, turning his brain to mush. I do the same with X.
"Stop the fuckers coming back you see. Gotta destroy the brain."