Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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ShindoL Shill

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"I am offended, sir."
"No you aren't."
"No... But anyway, we need to find out how to take care of Gideon. And the mall. It's leaderless. Anybody could take over. Our Negas, Zeph, Vriska, zombie-Lenin..."
 

Saltarius

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"Well...it's like a human baby...but a grub. So I guess we just do what we would do with a regular kid. No offense little man but you're a total fuckin handicap. As for the leadership void, that is currently your issue. I can't show my face around here. I'll see what I can do with Sister."
 

Anti-American Eagle

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I publish a campaign ad showing me in a caring light, downtalking salts old policies of fucking over everyone in the mall while I'm at it.
 

Saltarius

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The ad is unsuccessful due to the mall still grieving over the sudden and tragic death of it's beloved leader. You will have to approach this from a different angle.

Plus you got a lot of hate for railing on a dead person.

Have you no shame?
 

ShindoL Shill

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Nega Trilby comes across the campaign.
"I have to go somewhere else."
He stands up and walks out of the building.

"That... happened. Anyway, I'll handle Sister. You have a kid now Salt."
 

Saltarius

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"I can make a fuckin' phone call Tril, Christ. Just because I'm now a parent doesn't mean I can't do shit. I don't know how Sister can help, but she's pretty much our only hope since Von Douchenheim got us into this."
 

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I have no shame, I wasnt downtalking him, I was attacking his policies. Also I dont remember the mall being North Korea...

I find and execute the man "responsible" for salts death, a man who was surgically modified to look like salt. I bring in the corpse and the evidence.
 

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"One sec, let me see if I can call in a favor." Knife says, taking out his phone and making a call.
Meanwhile, at my apartment.
"Y'ello?" I say, picking up the phone.
"Knife, it's Knife." I hear my paradox douplganger say oer the phone.
"Oh, what do you want I've got, like, 3 calls waiting."
"Really, why so popular all of a sudden?"
"I'm ironing out the detales to help fund much of the citys reconstruction."
"Ah, nice to see a billionare doing something good for once."
"Yea, so what were you calling for?" I ask.
"Well, speaking of doing good, how big is your apartment?"
"Pretty big, why?"
"Well do you think Salt and Gideon could stay at your place for a while?"
"..." I'm silent for a moment, then sigh in defeat. "Fine, I'll come pick you up."
"Great, cheers mate." Knife says, relaying his location and then ending the call.

"Ok Salt, Knife's agreed let you stay in his apartment for a while, he'll be here in a mo'" Knife says, giving a low bow. "Your welcome."
 

ShindoL Shill

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Ryan is arrested for murdering the 'assassin'.
Really didn't think that one through there, did you?
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Nega Trilby heads to the bar.
"I need to talk to Vriska. It's really important."
 

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Ryan pulls out his license to kill (signed by salt himself) and his detective badge and shows it to the arresting officer.
 

ShindoL Shill

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The officer doubts the credibility of the license. He also reminds Ryan that the police can't investigate and arrest people whenever they want. There's due process.
 

Saltarius

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"Well. Our new home I guess, huh, big guy?"

Seriously, this kid could sleep through an A-bomb detonation.

"So, since Gideon's a redblood, think he'll be developing powers?"
 

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"He tried to run."
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"And he had a knife"
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"As well as a gun"
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"Plus he flipped me off"

None of them being lies, just awkwardly worded
 

ShindoL Shill

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"I don't think candy-red bloods get powers, because they're mutants."
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The cop points out that Ryan didn't have a warrant to arrest that person. He calls me.
"Nope. Ryan wasn't assigned to that case. But let him go. Tell him he did good, but to not do it again."
The cop relays the message and releases Ryan.
 

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"I doubt it, but he's a Troll/Human hybrid, so anythings possible." Knife says and the low drone of jet engines appears overhead.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"You sure? Because you're a candy-blood. Plus, do you know how Aradia became able to get pregnant and how that affected Gideon's genes?"
 

Saltarius

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"So...Shit, I don't know how to put this. What if we do set things right? Doesn't that mean Gideon'll...be all alone? Oh god...I...Who''ll take care of him? How will I take care of him? Oh man oh god oh man oh god..."
 

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"Oh lordy lordy thank you master thank you..."
I do an insane laugh and run down the street towards my apartment building

I do a TV ad showing the assassin (before he had his face changed) flipping off a camera while wearing a trilby hat, then showing me in a Reagan costume (minus the mask) promising that if elected I would bring the mall to glory.

It's designed to look like two seperate ads, one being an announcement that the assassin was caught by me, the other just the ad as is.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"I don't know. We can fix that later."
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Nega Trilby starts watching Ryan with a crystal ball.
"I guess I need to do something about that."
He calls a group of high-ranking politicians to a meeting in Salt's office.