Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

... Good God, that was terrible.

 

[Saltarius]

"Excuse me, narrator. Me and Paddy are having a moment."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

And now, something completely different.

I get drunk and start a fight with Nega Trilby.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The rave gets to big to contain, and reaches crtitical mass. Pure rave energy tears portals to the smoothie dimension, through which even more demons come. The door to Salts room explodes inwards, and the smoke and lasers fills the bedroom. I continue to breakdance, and tell the demons to break it down.

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)


Hey
I own the night and I don't need no help
Gotta be the feeling that Scarface felt
Stuntin go wild can't handle this plan
Life of the club arrogant like yeah!
Top like money so the girls just melt
Want to many all know me like Twelve
Look like cash and they all just stare
Bottles, Models, standing on chairs
Fall out cause that's the business
All out it's so ridiculous
Zone out so much attention
Scream out I'm in the building (hey!)
They watchin I notice
I'm rocking I'm rolling
I'm holding, I know it
You know it

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)


Hey
Still feeling myself I'm like outta control
Can't stop now more shots let's go
Ten more rounds can I get a K.O.
Paparazzi trying to make me pose
Came to party till I came no more
Celebrate cause that's all I know
Tip the groupies taking off their clothes
Grand finale' like superbowl
Go hard I run the show
That's right while I got money to blow
More light more ice when I walk in the door
No hype I do it big all over the globe
Yeah!
I said it
Go tell it
Confetti
Who ready?
I'm ready!
You ready!
Let's get it!

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)

You got me watchin now (hey)
Got my attention now (hey)
Got everybody in the club wanting to know now
I am a ladies man
Come be my lady and...
We can both soar high
Bring ya body here let me switch up the atmosphere
Take you up out of this club and in my new Lear
Fly you around the world
What you want baby girl
Are you ready to go now!

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
(Put your hands up!)
Let's celebrate now
(Put your hands up!)
You know who shut it down!

 

[Saltarius]

"SIG! JESUS CHRIST, CLOSE THE DOOR! WE'RE NOT DECENT!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Seriously, that singing is freakin' annoying.

 

[Saltarius]

"Droog? Droooggg? Dat you? Oh good, that it was that...douchebag Jack. I ever tell you how much I hate that Ders...Dersey...Dersite sunuvabitch? Anyways where's Aradia. She ain't gonna be happy about dis..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I CAN'T SEE A THING THROUGH THESE SHADES SALT!", I shout over the music.
Suddenly, a portal opens, and Droog is dragged through into the rave. Someone gives him a party hat.

 

[RaNDM G]

You're drunk, he says. Call him when you get your act together.

He hangs up.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue raving, trashing Salts place.

 

[Saltarius]

"No I'm not drunk, kay. I just got done having sex. Get back here and...oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. I just cheated on my wife."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You sure did."

 

[Saltarius]

"...At least it was good...right? But holy shit this cannot leave this house. I mean seriously. If anybody tells, they're dead.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk outside the fort- wait what OH GOD SPACE MAGIC. I'm plopped into the city streets, and see there is a party going on in Salts house.
"Fuck him. I just fucking wrecked his city. He can't party!" I kick down the door, and open fire with an assault rifle off a dead resistance member.

 

[RaNDM G]

... What the actual fuck?

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hack the mall's public announcement system and blare "Hey everyone me and Salt just had sex." Across it's entire infinite expanse.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Shit. I thought Zomb was dead already."

"Paddy, I love you man, but what the fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Nega Trilby and I sit down, covered in blood and bruises.
"That killed some time. So, think we'll be able to get Salt back on our side?"
"I doubt it very much."
Nega Trilby looks at the table of crystal balls.
"Wonder if he and Paddy are finished..."
"It's only been a couple of minutes."

 

[RaNDM G]

The entire Mall is now aware of your adultery.

How dare you forsake your city for a one-night stand? You are a disgrace.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I toss a grenade into the house, and leave. I drive to the city hall, and add myself to list of candidates for the upcoming election. I wait patiently for the election to take place.