Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"So you're just leaving me and Paddy to do...things? What about the Courtyard Droll? Jack? The Hegemonic Brute?"

 

[RaNDM G]

He asks how you know their names. Then says nevermind, never speak of them on an open channel again.

 

[Saltarius]

"Or, rather, Clubs Deuce, Spades Slick, Hearts Boxcars, and of course, you Diamonds Droog."

 

[RaNDM G]

He tells you to cut it out. Now.

 

[Saltarius]

"What does it matter? Tell me why Xot put me in this mess in the first place. Or I'll continue."

 

[Knife-28]

Me and Knife arrive at what's left of the police station after one of the resistance's bombs blew up half the place. We raid the armory for arms and amunition, then continue driving around, arresting or killing any remaining resistance members whenever we see them.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right...some mood music?"

I set the radio to the convinient music situation station.

 

[RaNDM G]

He asks what a Xot is.

 

[Saltarius]

"He's a jackoff, smartass douchenozzle fuckhead donglicking shit-sniffing dog-kiss-...you get the point. He's the reason this paradimensonal bullshit happened. All because he was jealous of me and Aradia's marriage. Bastard couldn't get himself a boyfriend. Least' I think he's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, especially considering my compa-anyways."

 

[RaNDM G]

He asks who the Hell names their kid Xot. That's a fucking stupid name.

 

[Saltarius]

"Join the crowd. He's some bullshit counterpart of Tox. Yeah, that Tox. How doth the hunt for my wife go?"

I cast a look at Paddy beside me.

"Because it can wait."

Spoiler: SO MANY CAPTCHAS TODAY

i'm blushing.
*cough*
Maybe.

 

[RaNDM G]

He thought you were still with her, he says.

 

[Saltarius]

"I told you she was a member of the Resistance. We're not in the best of relations. And Paddy's my boyfriend or whatever now so..."

 

[RaNDM G]

... This universe is so damn confusing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A packet of condoms falls out of my pocket. "So uh. You wanna go to the bedroom or something?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I spew smoothie all over the table.
"Aaaaaannd now I think would be the best time for me to leave..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Can we possibly slow down the tiniest bit? Not sure I want to go all the way just yet."


"That uh...wasn't me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I break into Salts house and set up my Speakers in his living room. I open a portal to the Delicious Dimension, and the smoothie demons poor through. Smoke starts filling the room randomly, and lasers start shooting all over the place. We start raving to the music.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dammit Sig, me and Paddy were having a moment. Fuck it, get your ass in the bedroom now, Pads."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue raving with the smoothie demons, the music too loud for me to hear Salt.
I put on my dark shades and start breakdancing.

Take it back
Take it back
Take it back
Take it back

Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door, you start screaming
Come on, everybody, what you here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody, get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people, come on, jump around
I wanna see you all on your knees, knees
You either want to be with me, or be me

Man eater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of his love
He's a man eater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cords
Make you fall in, fall in love
He's a man eater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, all of his love
He's a man eater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met him at all

And when he walks, he walks with passion
When he talks, he talks like he can handle it
When he asks for something, boy, he means it
Even if you never, ever, ever seen it
Everybody, get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come and jump around
You doing anything to keep him by your side
Because he said he love you, love you long time
Come on now

Oh, ooh
Oh, ooh
come on now

No!
Never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all

I've been around the world I ain't never seen a boy like this
He's a man eater, a man eater

I've been around the world I ain't never seen a boy like this
He's a man eater, a man eater

I've been around the world I ain't never seen a boy like this
He's a man eater, a man eater