Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Soon Sig, we gotta wait 'til it's the right time."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Yeah, that might kill Aradia as well, and she's our ticket out of this place."
Four masked gunmen step onto the street in front of us. The insignia of the Resistance is emblazoned on their shoulders.
"Dammit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Keep driving me." "What'd you think I was gonna do?" The car slams into the two centre resistance members and speeds away into the night. "The car doesn't have plates and we're gonna ditch it soon, they won't be able to track it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah yeah, time to drop the act I guess."

I kick Zombie in the dick and jump out the window. I land on top of one of his cars. I roll off and jump inside, the keys still in. I drive off, running over a plethora of resistance attackers.


"Let's move motherfuckers."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I die in an explosion, then respawn next to Nega Trilby.
"That was... eventful. We may have caused Salt to snap..."

 

[Saltarius]

I tear through crowds of resistance, causing them to disperse. I kick the door open and run after them, cutting them to shreds with The American Way. Crowds look on at me destroying their attackers.

"Nobody fucks with my city."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch Salt on tracker.
"Oh thank god you're back to normal. I don't think I could take any more of this emo crap."
I turn to Paddy.
"Salts back, apparently."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck yes, let's go break some heads." Me and my Nega merge, I return to my usual clothes and weapons and smash the car through the wall of a resistance hideout. "I came here to fuck up your shit and make out with Sigma, but apparently he's not into that!" I begin to cut into the resistance members with Peake and electricity crackling around me.

 

[Saltarius]

"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world."

I continue to call firefighters to rescue people and put out any fires started while hunting the rogue resistance members.

"Paddy, it's Salt. Zomb just took me to his hideout like a dumbass. It's two blocks down from Crow Landing, the old Dunsbery Mansion. Send a team over to take him out. I'll hunt down and miscellaneous resistance still around."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You realise the team is just me and Sig right? Whatever, we'll be enough." I turn to Sigma. "We're gonna go kill Zombie!"

 

[Saltarius]

"And about that thing with Sig, seeing as how I'm not married anymore...Whatever, let's save it for later, we've got a city to take back."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You back the fuck off from Sigma, and I'm only doing this an excuse for violence." I knife kcik a rebel in the face. "It's good to be back!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I wasn't talking about Sigma, Paddy. Remember that, 'depending on the time of day', remark way back when? Anyways, just ran over a triggerman. I feel acomplished."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I like the sound of what you're proposing, oop, gimme a second here." I kick down a door and grab a rebel by the throat. "WHERE'S ZOMBIE? WHEGRFGIASBFUAOSF!" I scream before headbutting him until his face caves in. "So you want me to pick up some nice wine and scented candles when we're done with this or what?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stand inside the capsule. This won't fucking work, is what's repeated through my mind. I play the video, to speak to Paddy and Sig. Or I do when they enter.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Nega Trilby and I look outside.
"Son of a *****. Hand me my rifle."
Nega Trilby grabs two rifles and hands one to me. We start shooting indiscriminately.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, I'm the one with money. I'll do it. You wanna go someplace fancy or your place or..?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I burst through the front door of the resistance headquarters. "HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S PADDY! Also Sigma." I disembowel the door guards and enhance my voice. "ZOMBIE! We've come to kill you!"

I answer Salt "My place is an exploded basement apartment. So yeah, your place would be good."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, that's all the grunts. All left to you Paddy. Shit, he didn't even say what candles he likes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Again?. Lemme fetch my Blender."
I fetch my Blender.
"Lets do this biatches."