Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Hey Zombie! You wanna give me a hand? Y'know seeing how I busted you out of an asylum and all?"
"...You'll get to meet her soon. Not sure if she'll be happy about the reunion though." We soon arrive at the mansion. Aradia greets us.
"So Sir, I see you've got Saltarius. He's even more despicable in person. I hope he fucking suffers. Sorry sir, its just the way he treated the city."
"Okay...Michelle. I'll take him to the resting room." I lead Salt to the room he'll be staying in. Very fancy and comfortable.
"Sorry about all this dude. Wait, Paddy's calling me. Well technically, other people freed me. You just helped. Where the fuck are you anyway? I can organize a pickup."
[OOC: I know, but hey, deal with it.]
"So Sir, I see you've got Saltarius. He's even more despicable in person. I hope he fucking suffers. Sorry sir, its just the way he treated the city."
"Okay...Michelle. I'll take him to the resting room." I lead Salt to the room he'll be staying in. Very fancy and comfortable.
"Sorry about all this dude. Wait, Paddy's calling me. Well technically, other people freed me. You just helped. Where the fuck are you anyway? I can organize a pickup."
[OOC: I know, but hey, deal with it.]
"Arsehole." I cough through a mouthful of blood. I do the best I can on my wounds with the first aid kit in my bag and phone an ambulance.
"...Fine. Let me show you her now. I'll tell you, she's safe. Michelle, I think the disguise is unnecessary now. Come in here though." Aradia walks in after a few seconds.
[color=a10000]"0kay but i dont see why i sh0uld bother. 0h hell0 pris0ner."[/color]
[color=a10000]"0kay but i dont see why i sh0uld bother. 0h hell0 pris0ner."[/color]
"Okay." I look at my plans.
"Goodbye then." I set the revolver against Salts skull.
"Are...Are you sure?"
"Goodbye then." I set the revolver against Salts skull.
"Are...Are you sure?"
The ambulance arrives and the medics manage to patch me up. I'm dropped off next to a payphone, There's a number in the notebook, I dial it. "You took your time getting this far!" "We both know that's not true." "How're the bullet holes?" "Painful but fine, of course you knew that. So what now?" "I come pick you up, try not to die in the revolution." "I love you too." I hang up and wait.
"Goodnight...If you get any sleep that is!" I fire the gun. and a flag with the word BANG unfolds. I start dancing around and laugh.
"We can't fucking kill you...Hehehehahahehehaha! Oh god, you're so fucking depressed, it's hilarious, Hehehahahehoohooha...God damn Salt. Cheer the fuck up."
"We can't fucking kill you...Hehehehahahehehaha! Oh god, you're so fucking depressed, it's hilarious, Hehehahahehoohooha...God damn Salt. Cheer the fuck up."
I grab Zombie by the scruff of his neck.
"Trilby made me kill my entire fucking family. Right after Droog told me that she was the key. Now we're all fucked because Trilby is a dumbass. Now, my own wife hates me, and isn't even my wife. What the fuck is there to be fucking happy about?"
"Trilby made me kill my entire fucking family. Right after Droog told me that she was the key. Now we're all fucked because Trilby is a dumbass. Now, my own wife hates me, and isn't even my wife. What the fuck is there to be fucking happy about?"
"Well you are alive. Aradia is alive. You don't need to worry about controlling the city. We'll be home soon. Basically, your just homesick."
My Nega pulls up next to the phonebox and opens the passenger door. "Nice ride." A plastic panel falls to the floor, revealing the rather old bundles of wires behind it. "A flashier car would have been picked up on by the revolution." "Good point, so where are we going?" My Nega grins as he begins to drive. "The Rat's nest."
I wake up in the bar and notice t's on fire.
Calling Paddy, I run out of the burning building whilst on fire.
"What the fuck, man? You just left me in a burning building?"
I jump into a river and put the fire out.
Calling Paddy, I run out of the burning building whilst on fire.
"What the fuck, man? You just left me in a burning building?"
I jump into a river and put the fire out.
"I knew you'd be fine, get to the riverbank and we'll pick you up." My Nega pulls up next to the river and I help Sig into the car. "We've gotta avoid these revolutionaries as much as possible."
Knife respawns, now sober, after the bar blows up. "Damn, I had a nice buzz going too." He mutters, walking out into the street...where I promptly hit him with my car. "Holy fuck! Are you alri-wait, Knife is that you?" I ask, looking down at my paradox self. "Ugh, you know a simple hello would have worked." He says as I help him into the passangers seat and drive off.
I dry my hair with a laser pistol as we drive towards wherever NegaPaddy has been camped out. I bring up my Datapad and lock onto Salt and Zombie using tracker. I call them.
"Okay guys,since we fucked up yet again, imma nuke this place. See you guys next time."
I lean over and tap Paddy on the shoulder.
"Hey. Wanna help me nuke this place?"
"Okay guys,since we fucked up yet again, imma nuke this place. See you guys next time."
I lean over and tap Paddy on the shoulder.
"Hey. Wanna help me nuke this place?"