I awake in a comfortable room, with expensive suits, armor, weaponry, and a desk with a computer on. I sit down at it, and turn on the expensive computer, with a large monitor. I soon find that I'm the leader of the resistance.
"Aaawwwww fuck yeah!" I fist pump the air, and go back to reading. My name is still Zombie, and my family is safely tucked away in the country side. Trolls included. Except Aradia of course. I read the file for a while, before closing the computer down, and putting on a suit. I holster Ravens Razor, as well as the rest of my equipment. I find that my Holoputer has all the files uploaded automatically. As I leave the room, the assailant greets me.
"Hello sir. Glad to see you're finally awake. The last mission was a success."
"Uh...great? Sorry, the...electrocution messed up my head a bit. Remind me of your name?"
"Idiot. My name is Aradia. Well, my agent name is Michelle, but still."
"Wait...WHAT? You don't look like a troll! You don't sound like her! What the shit?"
"Well I'm in disguise idiot. The technology the resistance developed, disguises my voice and appearance!"
"...Right. I think I need to lie down." I go back to my room, my mind spinning.