Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I was hit in the head by an errant baseball. God, what are you, my mother?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I text Salt.

I made you kill Aradia. And had I been right, we would be back in our own universe right now. Anyway, NTrilby thinks that the current fuck-up might have been Gideon's death, not Aradia's.

I think for a moment.

Which, if correct, means that your lack of foresight is the undeniable, direct cause of this.

 

[Saltarius]

I text back:
Shut the fuck up.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Just saying maybe you should get that checked out. Don't want you to have a concussion or something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wake up. "What? I was getting brunch with my Nega and." I look around me. "Again. For FUCK'S SAKE GUYS!" I howl. No reaction. I'm in what feels like a basement, surrounded by paper and books and maps and string. I look at myself. Straggly beard, long damaged fingernails. I look closer at the books. "A conspiracy theorist? Fucking hell." I search for a phone. Nothing, the wall phone's been torn out of the socket and smashed against the floor. There are no credit cards and I only have a few notes in my wallet. I stamp over to a store and buy a can of camping gas. I don a gas mask I find inside my room and open the canister. The room slowly fills with it. I stand outside the door, throw in a match and run. The blast throws me forward into the street. I keep running to a barber, where I pay for a shave using some of my money. I scramble into a payphone as fire engines and ambulances blur past. "Salt? Salt? Are you there? I've got nothing man, literally nothing, I was a fucking lunatic conspiracy nut, you gotta help me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up with a start. Checking my watch, I notice It's the begining of the day. Again.
"Fffffffffffffffff...for the love of god guys!"
I get out of the chair I woke up in, and look around. I appear to be in some sort of dressing room. Along desk runs the length of one wall, covered with pots of makeup, glitter and feather boas. Mirrors with lights around them are placed every metre or so, along with chairs. Presently, I seem to be the only one here.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I call Sigma.
"Hey there. How's this life treatin' ya?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up in a padded white room, and realize I'm in a straight jacket. I notice a camera in the corner, and a single exposed light bulb above me. I see no immediate exits, apart from a small rectangle, which I guess provides food. I quickly realize where I am, but sit down, and cross my legs. I begin to meditate.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Come to think of it, blowing up all my possessions was probably a really bad idea." I search through my bag, which was already packed, and find a notebook with a post-it marked "READ THIS" I open it and find an extended letter to me from the previous inhabitant of this body. I read it. I flag down a taxi and get it to drop me off in front of a large building. I walk up to the front desk and arrange a visit to see Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I'm pulled out the room, and strapped to a chair. I'm wheeled into another solitary room, with a glass barrier between me and Paddy.
"Hey. Uh...How's your life this time?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. I was a conspiracy theorist. And shortly after I woke up I.." I look around me. "My house burned down. But I found this. Whoever I used to be knew we'd arrive and wrote this for me." I put the notebook on the desk. "And at this point I'm supposed to tell you to duck but er." I look at the chair he's strapped into. "So just, you know, watch out for a second." I hit the floor, the building is rocked by an explosion. I pull a knife out of my boot and leap through the now broken glass screen, cutting Zombie free. "Now we run!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well okay then! Let's go-GARAZNGESAFUCKWHAT" I fall to the floor after being electrocuted. I get pulled away by a strange person. I awake to find them standing over me.
"You are such a pain in the ass. Getting yourself locked away in a fucking asylum, which happens to be the one with the most security. Seriously fuck you." The person turns away and makes a phone call. I fall unconscious again.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sis, you're avoiding the question."

"As for you Paddy, due to what happened causing this reset, I'm not in the mood to talk about anything with anyone."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pick up my phone as I rifle through a wardrobe with the letters SC stencilled on them. Pulling out a skimpy costume, I reply to Trilby.
"I..appear to be some sort of 'exotic dancer'"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
Nega Trilby picks the phone up off the floor.
"Hello? Trilby appears to have left... rapidly."
I drive off.
"I think it would be in my best interests to assume you either need to have the shit that happened explained in person or you're being beaten to death."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"....It's purple as well..."
The door bangs ope. A pair of horns appear around the door, followed by a mass of black hair, and then a head. It's Vriska.
[color={blue}]"Castell! You're on in five minutes! Get changed!"[/color]
"..uh...what?"
She's already gone.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't want to know..."

I quietly slip in through the front door and wait for Sigma to appear.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake up in the middle of a forest somewhere, covered in blood

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"Why don't you look outside if you want to know?"[/color]

You look outside. The city is on fire.

I mean, ALL OF IT is on fire. All of it.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fucking Resistance."

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