Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfftt...Dude, I think you're forgetting something. I pressed the motherfucking button. I saw everything in the universe, happen before my eyes. All up to that one point. And don't get me started on the fucking voices. Gashog was full of evil. Everyone was fucking horrific. I can tell. I saw their lives play out in a matter of seconds. So yeah, the old mall will be fine to go back to. So yeah, lets go back to the old mall, and get to our fucking destination. There are people there I've been dying to meet. And don't worry Sigma...I've been fine...it's alright."

 

[Saltarius]

"No offense, but that's no excuse to be a dick. Now then, can you track down Aradia's last known whereabouts?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yes. In the mansion that got blew up. She's probably fine though. Probably has amnesia or some shit. Now get the fuck out my office. Oh and Salt? I know what you did." I go back to typing something on my holoputer.

 

[Saltarius]

"Me and Paddy? Yeah. One night of pleasure wasn't worth the lifetime of hell this is."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, you know what I mean. Before the mall. The one thing only you and I know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I tap the wall and turn around. "Hey Xot! Look what I found! The edge! Real impressive man, real good." I draw my revolver and empty all six bullets into it. They don't even leave a mark. I blur into a flurry of lightning covered fists and blades as I attack the wall with everything I have, small pieces crumble off and I force a hole wide enough for me to pull myself through. There's an emptiness. Not even space rivals it, for there are no stars in the distance, there is simply the blurring infinite screaming though my mind. There's another wall inches away. I begin to attack that too, screaming as the void runs through my body. A hand reaches easily through the other wall and pulls me back with it, I collapse onto verdant grass and pull off my gas mask, inhaling heavily and crying. I retch and hurl. I look up at the one who rescued me, before I can make out anything other than a silhouette something hits me in the head and I fall unconscious.

 

[Saltarius]

"...What?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Don't play stupid. Now get out." I press a button, and Salt is escorted out the building.

 

[Saltarius]

"No I really have no idea what you're talking about."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Then you'll figure it out in due time." I see that my hired men have captured Paddy. I phone them.
"Bring him in. We need to have a chat."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make myself a Smoothie.
"Right. Lets' go get Aradia. And guys, what have we learned from this? Marrying Trolls is a baaad idea. Keep it casual, guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"And having casual sex with Paddy is the worst idea ever."

 

[Paddy the Second]

((I wasn't that bad.))

I wake up being dragged through a lush young forest sparkling in the sun. My hands and feet are bound and blood streams down my face. I murmur "Who the fuck even are you guys?" And get knocked out again. I have the sensation of traveling downward. I come to my sense in some kind of underground base. "Ah, you've woken up last." Everyone around me is wearing a skintight suit of the same colour as the void.

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean, he wasn't bad, just that he's a blabbermouth asshole."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watchPaddy being kidnapped on Tracker. Shrugging, I cause an earthquake in the vicinity of the underground base.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright sir, we've captured him. What you want us to do?"
"Just question him on what he was intending to do. I'll be down shortly." I leave the building, and start driving towards Paddy's location.
[OOC: How can you cause an earthquake?]

 

[Saltarius]

I hop into Zombie's car.

"No way am I not coming for this."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"This is serious fucking business! You don't even know what it is! It's confidential. Please remove yourself from my car."

 

[Saltarius]

"No. I'm paying him back."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Urgh. Fine, but I'm erasing your memory after this. You'll both know you got revenge though." I arrive at the location. Me and Salt walk inside, and into the basement. We walk in, and see Paddy.
"Okay Paddy, what were you doing out there?"