Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I drive my sword through her stomach.

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister gets hit in the head. DAMAGE: -1

"Ow, fuck!"

You drive the sword through her stomach. KILL SHOT

Sister:
Salt: IIIIIIII

She falls dead to the floor.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Course I'm right. Here."
I hand Zombie some ice-cold refreshment.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well? You just gonna take that!? FIGHT THE FUCK BACK!" I start laughing maniacally.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh my god. Sis. SIS WAKE UP. DON'T DO THIS TO ME. DON'T DIE. I CAN'T HANDLE KILLING ANY MORE PEOPLE. WAKE UP DAMMIT!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You sob uncontrollably for several minutes. You hardly notice her spawn behind you.

"... Salt?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look at the scene. I decide to sort my shit out. I walk over and console Salt.
"Dude. It's fine, she's fine. Just turn around."

 

[Saltarius]

"OHMYGODHOLYSHITYOURALIVETHANKGOD!"

I throw my arms around Sister and then realize what the fuck I'm doing.

"...Sorry about that."

 

[RaNDM G]

"What's with the killing? I thought we were just practicing!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt... did you just... what the hell was that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought you'd dodge!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay. Sis, sorry about being a dick to you in a different dimension or something, and throwing a pistol at your head out of rage, and Salt and everyone else, sorry about going on a killing spree in Gashog. I'm not thinking straight, but let me sort my shit out."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Zombie threw a gun at my head! I thought you would stop!"

 

[Saltarius]

"That's the Zombie we know. Now get rid of that morbid ass bag of faces and we're good."

"Well you respawn! We're fine!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh my God! You people are impossible!"

She storms off, muttering ineligible profanities.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, I have a bag of what!?" I notice the bag on my shoulders.
"HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS CRAP! OH GOD, I'M GONNA BE SICK."
Suck it up. A voice tells me.
"HELL NO!"
Squeamish fool.
I destroy the bag of faces. I notice Sister running off.
"Yo Sis, are you alright?" I run off after her.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You seemed to forget about the whole respawning thing when you were yelling about how you can't handle killing people..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait, Sis come back! I'm sorry, okay! I had a lapse in judgement and killed you. It was a dumbass move on my part and I'm sorry."

 

[RaNDM G]

shes already gone salt

 

[Saltarius]

"Shut up Davesprite! If that's even you. Christ, where did she go..."