Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

@Trilby: Already sent you a PM explaining what they do.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sister, what the fuck did I do to upset you? You're being childish. Just give me a duel, or tell me what the fuck is wrong. Or Salt, you can tell me. What the shit is happening?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You're a dick in every instance of reality. That's all you need to know. I've already said too much."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, so I was a dick towards Sister at some point or something? Jesus Christ man. I just want to know what's up with everyone today!"

 

[RaNDM G]

She's a bit more reluctant to fight you. You're kind of like best friends or something.

[color=lightblue]"I guess a little sparring couldn't hurt."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"You're a dick to everyone at every point, Zomb."

"Alright. You using the old chainsaw? American Way can probably stand it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sigh, depressed, and decide to leave everyone alone. Obviously I've done something wrong. What the hell is it? I go to the boiler room, and bash my head against the wall for hours, trying to figure it out.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"That shit is old school. Get serious."[/color]

She cracks her knuckles and puts her guard up.

[HEADING=2][color=orange]STRIFE![/color][/HEADING]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pat Zombie on the shoulder.
"Don't worry about it man. Inter-dimensional shit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alrighty then."

I draw The American Way and take my stance.

"Whenver you're ready."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"How the fuck do you know? Are you in on this Sigma?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister dashes forward and throws a fake right.

 

[Saltarius]

I take a swipe at Sister's stomach and roll behind her.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No, fuck this. I don't even care." I grab a pistol from a foot locker in the boiler room, and put it in my mouth. I pull the trigger. I respawn next to my corpse.
"FUCK!" I do it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Something probably happened that everyone forgot about apart from Salt, becasue of reasons. Anyway, lets go watch these two do their passive/aggressive weird flirting thing."

 

[RaNDM G]

She sweeps your legs. You tumble into a wall.

Sister: IIIIIIIII
Salt: IIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is it that obvious?" I say sarcastically.

I pick myself up and launch myself at Sister, swinging rapidly.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sigh and take Zombies pistol.
"Come on man, cheer up. I can handle psychozombie, I can't handle emozombie."

 

[RaNDM G]

She hops back, evading each swipe with a step.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You're right." I throw the gun at Sisters head.