Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"You seem like a family man. That doesn't stop you from shacking up with other men. Pretty sure there's some anxiety in regards to pleasing your partners. Possible sex addict. You might want to get yourself checked out."

A small device falls out.

"You should probably pick that up Trilby. It is yours."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I did mention bisexual, didn't I?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I find Sister.
"Alright, so considering you're a veteran mall fighter, and the fact that you murdered everyone when you arrived here, I challenge you to a duel. Considering we've never fought."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Salt, there are an infinite number of brothels in this place. You really have no excuse."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick up the small device and look at it closely.
"It is? Uh... what is it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I'm not saying anything about any and all attractions I have to any of you."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[NEVERMIND]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I glance at Trilby.
"Its a tracking device."

 

[RaNDM G]

You hold the small box in your hands.

Spoiler: It breaks open.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why the fuck do I have these?"
I watch Zombie take the bloody splinters out of the box.
"Good thing I already took the thing out."

 

[RaNDM G]

For no particular reason, you decide to put the gauntlets on.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I patiently wait for Sister to answer.

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay Xot. Which Fighter am I the most sexually attracted to?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

redacted

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put the gauntlets on.
"Wonder what the hearts are about..."
"Also, where the fuck did these come from?"

 

[RaNDM G]

You examine your right hand and notice a small pad on your palm. You tighten your hand into a fist.

Halfway across the Mall, an innocent park bench lifts into the air and flies toward you. You duck in the nick of time.

 

[Saltarius]

"Answer me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh, Sister? You gonna answer, or just stand there all day?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I steal the gauntlets from Trilby and put them in my blender.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I headbutt Sigma as soon as he touches my gauntlets, then punch him in the nose.
"How did you expect to steal th gauntlets? I'm WEARING THEM."