I grab the spear and turn it on Trilby, stabbing him, and electrocuting him.
"Yeah she is." I put the faces back in the bag, and cut off Trilby's face. I add it to the collection.
"No I mean you are a dick of the highest degree. You seriously need to see a pyschiatrist. Being insane gives you no excuse. I mean Sister is totally batshit and she's pretty much been nothing but helpful."
I shoot the horse in the head, then sidestep so Zombie won't be able to hit me with the spear.
The horse crashes into the ground and crushes one of Zombie's legs. I pick my spear back up and walk off.
I shoot Zombie and Trilby in the neck, then open portals to the smoothie dimension inside their bodies. Their corpses are swallowed up by the portals, and I sit and drink something extremely alcoholic.
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