Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Knight of Doom you're looking at right here. Powers themselves haven't really manifested yet. I hate to keep dragging on the same topic but I just feel like shit seeing her and being unable to tell her because I'm such a pussy."

 

[Knife-28]

"Don't worry too much about it man, it'll happen when it happens."
"So your a Knight eh, damn, you me and Davesprite need to raid the furniture shop and steal a round table eh." Knife says, jokingly elbowing Salt in the stomach.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Now I need to dig up a damn book about King Arthur to remember which Knight was which. Anyways, you think we're landing anywhere soon?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Could be, couldn't be, as long as it isn't another damned space station then I don't really care."

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably oughta save it until after huh..."

I unsheathe The American Way, running the blade across my hand.

"Oh Salt, falling for a psycho, where has your life gone..." I mutter to myself.

 

[Knife-28]

"Indeed." Knife says absentmindedly, before an the sound of an explosion acommpanied by what appears to be a bunch of children yelling 'yay' echos across The Mall. A few minutes latter i stumble over to Salt and Knife, covered in streamers, confetti and all manner of party decorations. I sit down without saying a word, opting just to stare into the distance in silence.

 

[Saltarius]

"You look like you've had an eventful day. D'you hear the 'big news'?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, no, should I have?" I ask, turning to face Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Gee, I dunno. Do you consider me having a crush on a certain psychopath with a chainsaw important.?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Wait, you have a crush on who now?" I ask, confused.
"Gee, I though the plan was to not talk about it to anyone except you, Zombie and myself." Knife says to Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Let's test these things out..."
I raise a hand and tighten it into a fist, pressing down on the pad in my palm. A plastic cup flies towards me and hits me in the face.
"Well that could have gone better. At least it wasn't made of glass. Or another bench."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall out of the sky behind Salt, exploding in a fountain of gore as I hit the ground.
I respawn.
"Salt, are you aure you should be doing this? It's not like your last two attempts at a relationship ended well...and Sisters crazier than both of them."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up, hear Sigma knowing shit he shouldn't have, because the universe doesn't work like that, so I erase his memory with one of those flashy things. I wear sunglasses of course. Then I boot him across the hallway, into a different shop. I go and sit down between the Knives, and Salt.
"Well, I think we need to give you two distinguishable names. And maybe outfits. Or weapons, God, I don't know. Anyway, how's life?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Hey, we have distinguishable outfits and weapons!" Knife says, and I nod in agreement.
"Your right about the name thing though, gotta work something out for that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"One of you could be called Dagger. Or Blade or something." I sip some coffee, to wake up.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"No, just...just no."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. You come up with some names." I splash the coffee into Knife's face.

 

[Knife-28]

I think on the matter for a few minutes, before having an idea. "I know, how about Knife One and Knife Two."
"You what?"
"Well why not, its easy to say, easy to understand, it can be shortened to K1 and K2."
"Fuck no, if we start calling ourselves K1 and K2 then before you know it we'll be prancing around in our dacks calling ourselves to 'Mall Fighters in Pyjamas'." Knife says, crossing his arms over his chest, "And besides, who'll be K1 and who'll be K2, huh?"

Spoiler: OOC

And with that little nugget of wit, I must go to sleep, night.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. I think we're landing somewhere today so if I really want to say it, I should probably say it now."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yes you should. She'll probably be calmed down soon anyway."