Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"Fuckin' Zomb and his stupid psycho bullshit. Not like I don't try and stop him. Oh and then their's fuckin Sister, who doesn't even give a shit when I tell her how I feel. Fuckin everybody on this fuckin ship."
 

MinimanZombie

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I find a small market. The colours are surprisingly bright and vibrant. I spy exotic foods, a bar selling peculiar drinks, interesting nick knacks. The girl buys several of this items using a strange currency.
 

Saltarius

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"A new planet. Wonderful. Might as well get my thermite while I'm here."

I walk up to a man peddling his wares and hand him some pocket change. Apparently people in space have an affinity for copper, because he hands me ten more charges.

"Guess it's time to find that fucker Zomb before he starts killing people again."
 

Saltarius

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"Why Trilby? BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO GET MY FUCKING MIND OFF OF EVERYTHING, THAT'S WHY! Just fucking everyone..."
 

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The little girl seems content, happy even, with this new planet. She eyes a necklace, quite sadly. I pick some spare change out of my pocket, and but the man shoos my hand away. The man gives the girl the necklace, free of charge.
"Welcome home princess."
The little girl nods and smiles, before leading me to a regal looking building.
 

Saltarius

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"Oh you have got to be motherfucking kidding me..." I say as I look on at the transpiring event.
 

Saltarius

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"A what? Dude, I'm not in the mood. Zombie went and fucking snapped and Sister didn't even bat an eyelash when I told her."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Robert Catesby was the guy who planned the gunpowder plot. Anyway, maybe Sister thought you were freaking out and didn't want to make things awkward. You have been acting weird recently, like when you told me not to talk to you again. What the fuck was that even about?"
 

Saltarius

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"There was a future when we did go to Alternia and shortly after things got bad. Sister is apparently a constant or something so she remembers everything. And you? You..."

I draw in a large breath and sigh.

"You made me kill my family."
 

Saltarius

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"Yeah. You go do that..."

I walk away, only to be stopped by two men.

"You Crane?"

"Who wants to know?"

"Only the brother of one of the countless you slaughtered back on Gashog."

"Wait, woah woah, listen. That's not me anymore. I've completely repented. That Midnight Crew shit isn't a thing anymore. Hey, get your damn hands off of me! What the hell are you doing with that ra-"

The two of them drag me off into the backalley.
 

ShindoL Shill

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I look up at Salt and the two men.
"The fuck..."
I grab a hooded cloak lying on the ground and put it on. I find a set of knives inside.
"How convenient."
I quietly follow the men into the alley.
 

Saltarius

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I sputter and attempt to get the taste of chloroform out of my mouth when I awaken tied to a chair.

"What the...where the hell am I?"

One of the men turns to me and smiles menacingly.

"Hell."

"Okay, haha, funny, because I'm about to face retribution or some shit. Really, I do apologize for what I've done but-"

"Do you remember his face?"

"Excuse me?"

"As you let that stray bullet fly, did you see the look in my brother's eyes? He had just gotten a payraise that day, and things were fianlly looking up for him. And you shot him."

"...Holy shit."

"Holy shit is right. Now I want you to imagine his eyes as they caught that bullet heading towards him. Because it's the last thing you'll ever see."

"O...kay. I'm envisioning it."

"Good. Now hold still."

"Wait, what the hell are you-HOLY SHIT! WHAT RE YOU POURING INTO MY-FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK IT BURNS! CHRIST!"

I jostle around the chair in pain as the acid begins to blind me.

"Goddamn piece a' shit mobsters. Never takin' well with retribution."
 

ShindoL Shill

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I continue following the men.
On the way, I steal a voice-changer from a stall selling cheap electronics.
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I look at the building the men brought Salt to.
"Well this is... oh, yeah." I turn on the voice changer.
Code:
"This is... lovely."
 

Saltarius

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I breathe in and out heavily as the burning subsides.

"Can I...*cough* open my eyes now?"

"Whadday talking about Spades? They're already wide open."

"What are you talking about? I can't see anything."

"Probably because I just poured acid in your eyes. You're blind dumbass. Now get the hell out of here."

One of them grabs the chair and uties me before unceremoniously throwing me out into the alley.

"Oh, and you might want this."

He tossses me a pair of sunglasses which I luckily catch and put on. I proceed to fumble my way across the alley.

face the music

...Fuck you, Captcha.
 

ShindoL Shill

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I grab the door before it shuts.
Code:
"Hey there."
I grin under the hood, pull out a knife and slit the man's throat.
Code:
"Hope I didn't ruin the last thing you ever saw."