Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...Dude, is everyone catching the blind around here? And where the hell is Zombie, anyways?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit at the table, beside of the queen, who is sitting beside the king. I grab a leg of a chicken like meal, and start eating. The large, round table is filled with members of the royal family here, some important members of the castle, all those type of people. I happily sip my drink.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What do you mean catching the blind? I'm just getting new glasses. I lost my old pair in that car crash."
I take the glasses off and put them back on a few times.
"I think the prescription is a bit stronger... Maybe I am catching the blind..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife? Oh fuck it, I'll find Zomb myself."

I stumble around the stalls.

"ZOMB? YOU AROUND HERE? ANSWER ME! Oh, I'm sorry, didn't mean to touch that."

"Thief!"

"What? No, I'm blind! I can''t even see what I'm touching!"

"GUARDS! GUARDS! THIEF!"

"Oh ************."

Long story short, I'm brought before the king. I think.

"Hello? Is anyone there? Guys, don't leave me in the dark."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Salt to stop him from walking into a canal or rifle range or something.
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I come along with Salt to vouch for him.
"There's a lot of people here, Salt. Me, you, some really angry guys, the demon child..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Uh...hi. Listen, this was just a really big misunderstanding. See, I'm blind and I don't exactly know what I'm doing and I'm kinda just...fumbling in the dark."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. That would be fairly obvious if you looked at the acid burns around his eyes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hmm? Eh, Guards, take him to the waiting room or something. Heck, let him go if you like. We're busy eating."

"Oh hey Salt, what's up? Nice shades." I go back to eating.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, thank you sir for being so understanding. Oh, and shit Zomb, I've been looking for you."

I pause.

"Make a blind joke out of that, and I will kill you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Must've had a hard time of it, what with your recent optical downgrade."
I grin.
"Go on. Kill me."

 

[Saltarius]

I swipe at the air for a bit trying to get at Trilby.

"Stop *huff* fucking moving!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm not. I've been behind you the whole time..."

 

[Saltarius]

I take a swipe behind me and hit nothing.

"GODDAMIT!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, you're aim seems off. What, are you blind or something?" I chuckle, before realizing.
"Wait, you aren't actually, blind, are you?"

 

[Saltarius]

I take off my glasses and show my acid scarred eyes.

"What do you think?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, he's blind. He got acid poured on his face."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ow. Sounds painful. Welp." I start eating a prawn cocktail.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Brother of some guy who got killed by a stray bullet fired by me back on Gashog. Karma's a real *****."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Indeed she is. So uh...what do you want some salad or something?" I pass a bowl, containing an assortment of salad, to a guard, who hands it to Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think I saw that guy's corpse next to you in that alley. How did you manage to kill him?"