Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"When I said 'fix you', getting you a seeing-eye dog or magic GPS powers would be acceptable too."
I wander off.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well. That was quicker and less painful than I expected. Thanks doc."

I walk out of the clinic and find Tril.

"I think I can live with this."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How many fingers am I holding up?"
I hold up a necklace made from all eight severed fingers of a pickpocket.

 

[Saltarius]

"Eight on the necklace."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Very good."
I put the necklace on.
"How do your eyes feel?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I can see fine with the new one. It's kinda...weird feeeling but it seems fine. The other one still kinda burns when it comes in contact with like wind and shit, but when the patch is on it's well and good."

"Hey Xot...how much would you freak out if I said I lost an eye today?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Meh. You're not the first."

 

[Saltarius]

"...You seem awfully lax about the fact that an hour ago a man poured acid into my eyes. I should probably stop asking how it could get any worse, especially given what's already happened."

"...So that demon girl's this planet's princess or something. So that's good. That we found her I mean. So...how's Sis?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"... What demon girl?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What? There was some girl in the book store who was kinda murder crazy. Actually, where the hell have you been anyways?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... She didn't happen to tell you her name did she?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Michelle, I think."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Michelle... One more name to add to the list."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Now if I can get an answer?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I've been busy making sure I didn't break anything in the landing. Sister's been scouting the valley while you were out in town. She'll be back in a little bit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. God, it's just one of those fuckin' days were nothing goes your way."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's life erryday, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I mean, Paddy fell off the face of the earth, Zombie snapped for no discernable reason, and Sis...you already know. And on top of that I get blinded and needed a transplant. Least' I got a bitchin' eyepatch. But I mean just...fucking everything has gone wrong for me today and I have good reason to assume Sis either hates me or doesn't care if I live or die."

Spoiler: Captcha

oh, wait.
Fuck you, Captcha.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake up in a pile of blood and look up at the sky... still not earth.
I clean the blood off of me and start looking for someone I recognize.

OOC: so I'm guessing were back to adventures in the mall then? also i'm back now

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall out of the sky behind Salt.
"Well that was one hell of a stag night. Nice eyepatch, by the way. We've finally landed then, I take it?"