Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"How the hell should I know? And no thanks, not exactly hungry."

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: Sorry I havent posted much guys, been really busy with drama club shit. I'm gonna be away all weekend, so I'll see you on Sunday evening (Or afternoon for you americans)

 

[Saltarius]

"I guess I can look on the bright side. Even though my friend's mad as shit, another of disappeared, my crush rejected me and I'm now blind, at least it can't get any worse. Right?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch as a golfer appears out of no where, and swings the club into Salts balls.
"Huh. Never say that Salt. Ever."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't say that. As soon as someone says that, we Gilligan Cut to you being told you're dying or your parents have been killed."

 

[Saltarius]

"[small]M-************...[/small]Well, both my parents are already dead. So seriously, not that much will impact me. So, who's the kid?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"A princess. And now I'm friends with her and her family."

 

[Saltarius]

"Cool...guess I ought to put the glasses back on before I scar anyone for life."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's the demonchild, Zombie! What the- how did she get into the Mall?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Good question. Michelle?"

"Bus."

"What?"

"Got on the bus, to go shopping in the mall. Pretty simple really. Got lost though."

"Lost is an understatement. She's been gone for years!"

"Well, there's your answer Trilby."

 

[Saltarius]

"So do you happen to have a doctor around here? Anyone who can do an eye transplant by any chance?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hmm? Yes, he's outside the palace, and once you get to the residential district, you turn left. There's a clinic there. Not sure if he can help or not. Good luck."

"See ya Salt!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"But... but isn't the Mall from Canada? How did she get from here to Canada on the BUS!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh, no offense your Majesty but uh..."

I gesture to the sunglasses.

"I'm not exactly fit to travel on my own."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, firstly, our transport system is one of the greatest in the known universe! And don't worry, I'm sure your friend questioning the transport can guide you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...sure."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine. Salt, how do you want to do this? I doubt the king has a spare Ring of Turning into a Golden Retriever."
I groan loudly when I remember how stupidly prepared this universe is.
"You have one, don't you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You lead me by the arm to this miracle worker. Simple."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I lead Salt to the miracle worker.
"This guy's eyes are broken, so we need you to fix him."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Trilby, you can't 'fix' eyes. I was looking to maybe get a transplant. Y'know for one of my eyes. I can live with no depth perception."

The man nods and beckons me to a table.

"You can wait outside or go shopping Tril. This could take a while."