Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Er... Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sis? That you? You'll have to come closer, I can't see very well from here."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Salt, you're getting a little hands on there..."

She brushes your hands off.

"What's wrong with your eyes?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh shit, sorry. But in case you couldn't tell..."

I pull out my pair of shades from earlier and put them on.

"I'm blind."

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm just going to take a look down this way." Knife says, and I follow him, leaving Salt alone with Sister.

 

[Saltarius]

"Listen, what I said earlier...I meant it, okay?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh, I... So... You weren't being possessed by demon girl hitchhiker?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I appear behind knife.
"Yo. Tracker detects something biiiig up ahead. Probably shiny and worth a lot of monies."

 

[Knife-28]

"Cool, Knife did you get that?" I yell up ahead.
"Yea, something big, got it." He yells back.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide to check out Anhur's apparently interplanetary public transport system.
"When's the next bus due?"
"There's one due... right now. Probably won't get here for at least five minutes though. Typical..."
"Yeah."
I wait for the bus.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I creep foward down the stone corridor. Ahead of me, a soft purple glow shines around the edges of a small wooden door. I open it, and step foward into a small chamber. It is empty, except for a small pedestal in the centre of the room, surrounded by runes carved into the floor. I gasp as I lay eyes on the artifact hovering above the plinth.
[i/]All this time...all the searching...It's finaly over....[/i]
With trembling hands, I reach foward and grasp the...

 

[Knife-28]

"Dibs."
I reach out and grab the artifact, stuffing it into my pocket.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I punch Knife in the face and take the artifact back.
"Some things...are not for mortal hands..."
I run back down the corridor, setting off loads of traps as I do.

 

[Knife-28]

"Hey, I called dibs!" I yell, tackling Sigma and jumping onto the roof of a passing bus.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw Knife off the side of the bus, and grasp the side of the roof. I swing down into the drivers compartment, kicking the driver out of the window.
"Muahahahahahahah"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake up inside the bus "What the fuck... nevermind"

I walk over to sigma "I miss anything?"

 

[Knife-28]

I roll along the ground for a few meters befor coming to a stop and giving a pained groan. Sitting up, I check that the artifact isn't damaged and slip it back into my pocket, opting to walk back to the mall.

Edit: Fuck yea, 300th page get, its party time!

 

[Sigma Castell]

I swerve madly, narrowly avoiding a spike pit.
"Nothing much. We went exploring inside a temple, Salt and Sis are making up, and me and knife stole an Arifact, which I'm currently absconding with."
Darts perforate the side of the bus, killing quite a few passengers.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I check my pocket. The artifact is gone.
"DAMMIT KNIFE YOU ALREADY GOT THOSE GLOVES!"
I crash the bus through the side of the mall, jump out and summon the bear cavalry for the 300th pagerave.
"Let's get this party started!"

 

[Knife-28]

I fall asleep, trusting myself to safely sleepwalk through the desert towards the mall.