Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn.
"Well, that was entirly Xs fault."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X shoots sigma in the knee.
My arm regenerates in a blue flame as I walk away

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...there's something over here. This...feels like some old ass book...and no. Not in braille. Course, I can't read braille but...whatever, I'll just pocket this for now. So yes, it's true, alr-"


"Alright, this is the second time that's happened. Where the hell is that music even coming from?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I snatch my diary back from Salt.
"Dude, not cool."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, I'm blind. I couldn't read it anyways."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Its got one of those nifty 'speak-into-your-mind' things installed."

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno. There any spell books around? Preferrably in braille?"

"Well Sis, anything to say after this 'shocking' revelation?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister snaps out of her state of shock.

"Look, Salt. You're my best friend, okay?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I can deal with this. Trust me. It's not like my life can get any worse."

 

[RaNDM G]

"And... I don't wanna do anything to mess with that, y'know?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't need to be so self-deprecating. Look at me, I was possibly the hugest douche in the mall back when I was a mobster. I was taken out of it by none other than, well, you. I'm not gonna harp on how you should change your ways, but you don't need to compulsively feel like everything you touch is ruined, alright?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well..."

She scratches the back of her head. There's something she's not telling you.

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought friends didn't keep secrets. Especially best friends."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Okay... Here goes."

She takes a deep breath.

"I-"

A club bangs you on the back of your head. You hit the floor face first.

[color=indigo]uh... my bad[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

Where the fuck am I?

Unconscious, you dumbass.

Not this asshole again. I like Lao Tzu too, but I don't really have time to talk about Daoist philsophers. Can I wake up, then?

Not yet.

Jesus Christ.

 

[RaNDM G]

"What was that for?!"

practicin my juggalin. sorry.

"You just knocked him out!"

he ain't motherfucking dead, ain't he?

 

[Saltarius]

"I think I can see again...wait no. I...Paddy, what the fuck are you doing to the..."

I slowly rise up, shaking. I spit out a tooth and wipe the blood from my mouth.

"...What the fuck just happened? Gamzee? That you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

yeah ************, what's happening?

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm blind. You just assaulted a blind man. Sis was about to tell me her big revealing secret. Or some shit. Then you clubbed me."

 

[RaNDM G]

i was juggalin. club slipped out of my hand. i get off days sometimes.