Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"And their rave music makes me want to get up and dance."

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles, you just insulted me because of my disability on top of ruining my chance to talk with Sister. Care to make my life even worse?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"The population of owls are quickly deteriorating day by day, and you can't do a damned thing about it." I lick my fingertip and rub below my eye, "I'm not crying." I say, faking a weep.

 

[Saltarius]

"That is fucking it, Bacon."


I stab Waffles in the chest.

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister does not give a fuck as she continues to dance to "good" music.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I decided against wearing a stab-proof vest." I gasp, "Isn't that ironic." With the last of my strength, I play this song.

 

[Saltarius]

"No. Everybody shut up with the goddamn Flight of the Conchords. I mean it. All I wanted was a goddamn answer out of you, until that ************-"

I point at Waffles' corpse.

"Had to 'set the mood'."

 

[RaNDM G]

Still not giving a fuck. She can't hear you over the music.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fuck that guy!" I kick my corpse.

 

[Saltarius]

In my rage I stab Sister in the stomach.

"THERE. ARE YOU FUCKING-oh god. Oh my fucking god. Oh je-no. No. No."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I stand aghast for a moment, "I-I gotta go." I stumble out, running away from the imminent destruction of everything.

 

[RaNDM G]

"..."

She falls dead to the floor.

You're really giving the term "Lady Killer" a new meaning.

If someone looked up "Lady Killer" in a dictionary, your face would be the definition.

You are seriously going to regret this when she respawns.

 

[Saltarius]

I stare at what I've done, despite seeing only blackness.

"Oh my fucking god. Holy shit. Oh god oh god oh god oh god."

 

[Knife-28]

I facepalm. "Wow Salt, good fucking work."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I call Salt on his phone, "You really fucked up. Like, colossally."

 

[Saltarius]

"I...I think I'm going to be sick."

I run off into the far reaches of the mall, only hoping no one follows.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh, you're going to be more than that when I'm through with you."

You turn around to face her, your arms scrambling to feel her. But there's nothing in front of you.

You feel the air tickle your ear, then a slight tug on your hair.

Many moments pass. You stare blankly into space, like a bull in a slaughterhouse. It takes you a while before you realize something.

You have been decapitated.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just fucking get through with it. I can't live with myself like this. I'm a petty, blind dick. It's not going to mean anything and you're still going to hate me, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being such an asshole."

 

[RaNDM G]

Is what you would say if your head were still connected to its body.

Alas, it is not.

She kicks your head like a football.

You respawn.

 

[Saltarius]

"All I can say is that I'm sorry. I'm a sick bastard who can't control himself and doesn't deserve someone like you."