Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why would we judge you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"YES YOU DID YOU SAID IT WAS FINE WOAH WOAH Woah wait... You're fine with that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. I mean, it's not like I can see anything. Even if I could, that's your business."

 

[RaNDM G]

"O-oh... Well... Okay then."

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean, me liking you was an embarassing secret, and now look what happened because I said i...okay, bad example. The point is, it's just another part of what makes you...you. And you're alreadya great person and...okay, this is getting awkward."

 

[RaNDM G]

"For the record, I hate all of you."

 

[Saltarius]

"We love you too, Xot."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why, Xot? Why all the hate?"

 

[Saltarius]

"By the way, what the fuck do you mean 'forward'? It's not like you're any kind of romantic expert."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Someone has to make up for all this sappy acceptance crap."

"And no, I'm not going to explain that. I'm a doctor, not a love doctor."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Were you not hugged enough as a child?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it. And it's not all sunshine and rainbows. It's not like Sis wwas like 'OH YES SALT, I LOVE YOU TOO, LET'S GET MARRIED AND HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN AND GET A NICE HOUSE WITH A WHITE PICKET FENCE.'"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Pfft."

 

[Saltarius]

"A man can dream, can't he? Like I said, if you don't feel the same way, that's fine."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I drive by the group in a limousine thats emitting smoke out its windows, while a speaker on the roof plays a constant trololol

 

[Saltarius]

"Judging from the obnoxious music, it's Ryan."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I'm dropping out for awhile for my other RP's, i'm kinda useless here right now anyway. PM if I should be there for an event.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, that was unexpected." I say, watching the limo drive past.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, that's enough life for today."

I drink a tub of bleach and respawn next to my corpse.

"Yeah, I'm not gonna put on a goddamn fursuit to woo Sister."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I exit the castle, having obviously fucked up. A glass bottle is thrown at my head, by one of the servants. At least the king doesn't hate me himself, but only the staff. I walk over to the group, in the area that they are located. I hear salt mention fur suits.
"Hey there guys. Salt, what are you on about?"