Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"DUDE, SERIOUSLY!"

I stab Tril and once again commit seppukku.

"Seriously. Stop."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Not that I'm saying this will work, but maybe you should just be more forward with her. She gets-"

"Are you guys talking about me?"

"... N-no?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes. Yes we are. Is that 'forward' enough Xot?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, they are. I'm trying to perform delicate surgery on a jackass who keeps putting himself in MORE PAIN!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"... So I was walking around the valley the other day."

 

[Saltarius]

"For the love of fuck Trilby, it'll happen anyways. They'll explode in my face or whatever. Besides, everybody knows Knights are even more badass when they're blind."

"Please. Do go on Sis."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Actually that's it. I just took a walk."

 

[Saltarius]

"I see. So can we get that big secret now? Did you kill the last person you were close with or something, and in doing so made yourself celibate to prevent such harm from coming to anyone else?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Look, I'm not going to talk about it, so drop it."

"I don't think it's fair keeping-"

"I SAID DROP IT!"

 

[Saltarius]

I spread my arms out.

"Come at me, bro."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm so happy about having a blind guy try to save my life. It's so wonderful. The Knight of Fuck I'm Lost Is That The Guy I'm Saving Or The Guy Killing Him. A few minutes ago, you attacked Knife because you thought he was Gamzee."
I cut Salt's out and put the mechanical eyes in.
"Anyway, they won't explode. I made sure of that before I decided to shove them in your head. Anyway, if you're going blind because of 'anti-luck' affecting you, this will work. They're my project. You're just my test dummy."

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot tears up a little.

"Y-you don't have to shout."

He cries and hugs Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...there there, Xot."

I mouth a 'What the fuck is he doing' to Sister.

 

[RaNDM G]

She shrugs her shoulders.

Your eyes explode.

 

[Saltarius]

"JESUS CHRIST!"

I shove Xot away and cover my bleeding face with my hands.

"TRILBY WHAT THE FUCK! CHRIST, IT BURNS! THERE'S METAL SHARDS IN MY BRAIN!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's... not scientifically possible."

 

[RaNDM G]

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

[Saltarius]

"WHY? FUCKING HELL, WHY!? TRILBY, YOU FUCKER! AT LEAST WHEN I WAS BLIND I DIDN'T HAVE METAL SHARDS CUTTING INTO MY FACE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's not my fault! That is literally impossible, unless rubber turned into a conductor while I was in the middle of making the eyes!"
I start slowly removing the shards of metal.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I awake in the guest room of the castle, with a massive headache. I vaguely remember the party last night. I phone Salt.
"Yo Salt, how's life?"
[holy hell, it's hard to type on an iPad.]