Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I...what? Oh shit, Knife that was you...I'm really bad at this 'being blind' thing. And if they didn't have any relationship, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Because you mentioned Gamzee hitting you over the head while you when talking talking to Sister and I spun that horrible idea from there. Jeez, if I had known being blind makes you take eveything so literally then I wouldn't have said anything."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm a Knight. I guess being an overprotective spazz comes with the job. And no offense, but it's kinda difficult going your whole life seeing things and then it all goes dark."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, your right it would be difficult, as I'm sure you've found out. As for the Knight thing....actually yea, your pretty spot on there."

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean it's not like I can just search for her like this. I guess all I can do is sit on my ass and wait for her while regretting every thing I've ever done."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's fairly pessimistic."

 

[Saltarius]

"You said it yourself, I'm basically anti-luck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start making Salt mechanical eyes.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, but that doesn't mean you should let it bring you down."

 

[Saltarius]

"You have my permission to come up with some reasons why my life isn't completely boned."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well... You're still breathing."

 

[Saltarius]

"That is literally the only thing you can come up with? You just proved my point."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"For a start, you know me."
I turn Salt's head to look at me.
"This is going to hurt."
I cut his eyes out.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Holy shit!"

 

[Saltarius]

"DUDE TRIL WHAT THE FUCK!?"

I slap Trilby and commit seppuku, respawning with my eyes in place. I stumble around till I find a place to sit.

"I dunno, it's like destiny or some shit for em to be blind and stay that way. Anyways Xot, my relationship with Sister is completely fucked."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wait, wait, wait. You mean... The two of you? Like that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What? Like romance? I mean, I feel that way but she's all 'we gotta be friends' and...oh don't fucking look at me like that. I'm blind and I can still tell."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, there's no chance in fucking Hell she'll go out with you."

 

[Saltarius]

"I kind of figured that. Hence why I was so hesitant to say anything."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I adjust the mechanical eyes to fit Salt's eye sockets.
"This is going to hurt, but you already know that."
I cut Salt's eyes out again and prepare to insert the mechanical ones.