For the most part, luck is on my side because the suit weighs about 300 lbs. and increases my strength enough to easily lift about seventy more pounds than I normally can. Unfortuneately, as most of the internet knows, honey badgers literally give no shits about anything, and will even come back from the dead to finish the job. I attempt to grab and peel off the bastards who are scurrying my up my suit and trying to scratch my armored face as I stomp down on the ones at my feet, killing maybe three of the twenty.
I decide screw it and run for my goddamn life, the badgers following. As I run I make haphazard shots with my revolver, knocking off one or two of them with each shot, blowing enough of their body apart ot make sure if they give Death the middle finger, the can't make it to kill me.
Eventually after about thirty feet or so of running, I come to the literal end of the neighborhood, a cliff that ends the side walk abruptly. Getting an idea, I grab a garter snake that somehow managed to survive the ruling gang of honey badgers. I wait for the furry beasts to catch up to me, as I throw the bait over the edge of the cliff, all of them luckily diving after it. As the group drops, I peer over the edge and see the drop goes about seven-hundred feet, strange given this is a sub-basement floor, but we met Christopher Walken in one of these yesterday so I'm not surprised.
"Now, to find that damn exit.'