Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Right."

I follow Knife.

"So Sis, are you and Dave a...thing? I mean, not that it's bad if you are ([small]it totally is[/small]) but I just...wanna keep in touch, y'know?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, if we're going to go on a quest we're going to need some suitable music." Knife says, pulling out a boombox and putting in a CD.

 

[RaNDM G]

"We just went out on a date. It's no big deal."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like I said, it's fine. I'm okay with us being friends. Com-plete-ly. I am being so sincere right now."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Sincerely?"

 

[Saltarius]

I remove my glasses and rub the bridge of my nose.

"No Sis. Not sincerely."

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister sighs.

"You're not going to let this go, are you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Let me answer your question with another question. Did you really think I could?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"OH FUCK, SAPPINESS!" I throw a small projector and a big cardboard wall, over near Salt and Sister. A strange message plays. It's...*GASP*...The Brovengers Arch-enemies, the Injustice league!

Spoiler: Message

"FIGHTERS! IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION, YOU HAVE BASIC LEVEL SKILLS AT THE ART OF FIGHTING. IN FEAR THAT YOU WILL REJECT OUR OFFER TO JOIN US, AND YOUR POSSIBLE CHOICE OF JOINING OUR FOES, WE HAVE CHOSEN TO DESTROY YOU! PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION!"

The platypus signs off.
"Shit." Hundreds of thousands of Airships surround our location, and soldiers, vehicles, lasers, and other equipment used for destruction, also trap us.

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you guys still have the Joker with you? How is his face since he cut it off?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I...what?" A soldier shoots Salts cane, sending it scattering. Salt falls over.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, I'm with you guys, alright? It's just that I was about to confess my feelings here and you guys kinda ruined the moment."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The soldier picks up a rock, and throws it at your face. It hits you on the forehead.
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"Wow. Harsh."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wow. Fine. Fuck you guys, take a cheap shot at a blind man."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The soldier says how your membership expired, and that was your punishment, like it or not.
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"Well at least the Brovengers don't do that." The soldiers all turn to face me.
"Shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh, what in the deep blue fuck is going on?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Allow me Tril."

I stand up and place a hand on one of the soldier's shoulders.

"As a Knight of Doom, it is my sworn duty is kick your asses."

I stab him in the chest with The American Way.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The soldiers raise their guns to me.
"Oh good, I get to use this song again." So then I got...
They then start firing at Salt. Meanwhile, I respawn.

 

[Saltarius]

"See, funny thing. I can hear your guns going off and I can hear the bullets whizzing by, thusly, I can dodge them rather easily."

I then proceed to cut into the crowd as they end up hip-firing like crazy and shooting some of their own.

Then I caught a deadly case of shot in the faceitis.

It affects many every year.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I use my scythe to try and get rid of some of them.
"I need backup. Calling all Bro-OHFUCKFUCKFUCK!" One of the cars run me over.