Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Yea you know what, I think I'll take my own ride." Knife says, taking a cube a from within his jacket and setting it on the ground a short distance away. Nothing happens for a few seconds, then the cube starts to rumble and expand, parts of it twisting and wirring around until it becomes a Warthog, one with a set of painted flames adorning it, and a meaty mounted chaingun sitting on the back.
I look from the Warthog, to the Mini then back to the Warthog, deciding which to get in. There's really no contest, as I jump on the back of the Warthog. Me and Knife drive back to Xot, carefully strap him in the passanger seat, then drive off after the other blue, glowing cube.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Silly Knife."
I press a button on the dashboard, and the Mini starts changing. It turns out to not be a Mini at all. Plane wings sprout out from the sides, the back extends, the seats raise with the roof. When the transformations are done, it turns out to be a Double Decker Motorhome, with Plane wings, and turrets on the side. I activate flight mode, and the vehicle raises up, from the boosters on the bottom, and then fires off in the direction of the cube. We pass by Knife.
"PICK THE RIGHT ONE NEXT TIME!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm blind, what's going on bluh bluh?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm not sure. We're in a Mini which is a motor home with wings."

 

[Knife-28]

"Now that's just plane silly." Knife says as the former Mini swoops overhead. Still, not one to be beaten in overthetopnesss, Knife thumbs a switch on the dashboard, activating the Warthogs boosters and sending it speeding forward to catch up with Miniman's Motorhome Plane. As the two vehicals draw closer, Knife aims the Warthog towards a conviniently placed ramp, and forcing me to hold onto the turret for dear life as he sends the Warthog off the ramp and flying upwards, sending us sailing over the wing of Minimans Vehicle. Knife flashes a grin and sends a one finger salute aimed at the Plane/Mini's cockpit as gravity takes over and tbe Warthog bounces back onto the ground, the boosters still burning strong as it speeds along under the plane.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfft." I flick a switch, and a rope ladder descends. I climb down it, plane still flying, and grab Tox. The rope ladder ascends, and I go back to the cockpit. We speed off, leaving Knife in the dust.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys? Mind paintinga mental picture of what the fuck is going on?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have no idea..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm just going to imagine that we're fighting the Targaryens or some shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You... keep thinking that. It makes more sense than the truth."

 

[Saltarius]

"And now I'm imagining myself as Ned and you as Robert."

 

[RaNDM G]

The plane experiences turbelence, and Xot bangs his head against the auto-pilot switch.

The plane promptly auto-pilots its way into Knife's warthog.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I crawl out the burning wreckage.
"Fuck!" I drag everyone out afterwards.
"God damn it, why don't vehicles like us?"

 

[Saltarius]

"So, does this mean that Knife is Rheagar or is it the cube thingy? Or is it Xot that's Rhaegar..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Maybe because you picked the worst fucking plane car ever. Of all time."

Sister helps you up on your feet.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"It had good ratings. Fuck eBay. Alright let's go." I pick up Knife, and stand him in front of us all.
"You lead. Let's go guys. Come on."

 

[Saltarius]

"So shit, that means that Trilby ends up having Joffrey as a son and I get totally boned because of that and Cersei's counterplots, but then who the fuck is Cersei..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"She's the evil blonde stereotype on that one show, right?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Game of Thrones. And most of the Lannisters are blonde and are huge assholes. Except Tyrion. Tyrion is awesome."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, she is. She also fucks her brother."