"I...No." I pick up bottled drinks. I also grab biscuits and crisps. Or chips. Whatever you Americans call them. We also get magazines and comics, a few in braille. We pay for it, and jump back in the van.
"I'm going to go get some weapons."
I walk over to a weapon shop and clench my fists. Half the stock comes flying at me, and I captchalogue it. I toss a pile of money at the shop and run back to the van.
"Perfect."
I look at the crowd of people fighting over the money.
"Yup. Well, I guess we should get ready to go."
I look through the pile of weapons and take out a spear and a wand.
"Great."
I make sure we're all in the van, before beginning the drive. I put on a pair of awesome shades, and play this. I stare at the radio.
"The fuck." I turn the radio on. The music is still playing. I try to turn it down. Nothing happens.
"Aww yeah..."
My ghost floats through the scene, smoking a blunt and blasting Snoop Dogg from a boom box. "Aight peeps, just passing through for now, keep it chill ok?" The ghost floats into a wall and disappears.
I crawl out of the wreckage and drag myself over to the limousine.
"The fuck? Why don't we just pick out another motor home that doesn't handle like a drunk hedgehog."
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