Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I respawn. "Well, that was fucking painful."

 

[RaNDM G]

The box is still floating in midair. It still emits the blue light.

"... Should we follow it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"So, going slightly off-topic, given we've already killed a horrorterror, what else is there to fight? I mean, if we're going God Tier eventually."

I jump on Xot's back.

"Let's go!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot falls over. The sheer weight of your girth breaks his spine.

"SON OF A *****!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Nice work Salt." I say, slowly clapping.

 

[RaNDM G]

"AAAAAAA GOD! AAAH!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pump Xot full of morphine.
"Salt, because it was your fault, you're carrying Xot."

 

[Knife-28]

"Fuck, Xot stay as still as you can ok?" Knife says, kneeling beside Xot as he pulls out a bottle and forces it the wounded mans lips. As a combination of vodka and health potion forces it's way down Xot's gullet the pain in his back starts to lessen as his back slowly heals.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We are the worst fucking mall fighters ever. Of all time." I pick up Xot, and sit him in a van. I then get in the drivers seat.
"It ain't the G-Van, but it'll have to do. Everyone get it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Come on Zombie, I doubt we're the WORST. I mean, sure, we're incompetent. But worst? Nah."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah sure whatever."

I make my way into the van.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah I know. I was doing it make a reference. Plus that one sub basement with all the graves. And Salt, what's up?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I apparently broke Xot's back. And Knife's quest involves following some glowy blue light."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, I know. So that's what we're gonna do." I let everyone pile into the van, before asking,
"Alright, anything we need to do before we follow this mysterious blue light to our possible doom? Just asking."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can I get a chocolate bar or some shit back here?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"There's a convenience store across the road. Just go and grab something for everyone. Money isn't an issue here."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're telling a blind man to get snacks."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe we should get some better weapons and armour and shit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You just fought fucking Dave Sprite, and lasted fairly long against him! Jesus Christ. Okay, Xot go- Damn it. Okay let's go." Me and Salt walk into the Co-Op to get food.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just because I can fight doesn't mean I can see."

I pick out some antifreeze.

"...Is this something I can drink?"