Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I regain lucidity for a moment.
"You really don't know me, do you?"
I throw a shoe at Sigma.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, this is getting way too kinky."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wink at trilby.
"I'd be happy to get to know you better..."
I drink a smoothie through a straw.

 

[Sigma Castell]

{Just finished Act 5- The awesome finale bit was when they reset the universe using the scratch thing, wasn't it?}

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spring onto my feet, somehow naked with a bottle of wine.
"Salt, get the camera."
I pounce on Sigma.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, the camera won't be the able to capture the glory of this. But I can...experience it, can't I?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sigh as David tries to lift me up.
"No." I kick him in the crotch, and slice at his neck.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Salt gets hit in the face by Sigma's clothes.
"THE CAMERA CAN'T, BUT IT CAN DO A DAMN FINE JOB OF TRYING!"
I start using the wine (and bottle) creatively.

 

[Sigma Castell]

There ensues a creative use of smoothies.
And a plane, somehow.

 

[Saltarius]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The situation ends with Salt, Paddy and Sigma handcuffed to one another, with objects in... places.
I finish making a collage of photographs.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I glance around the smoking crater created by the awesomness.
"Well. I think this calls for...TOBACCO SMOOTHIES!"
Through Creative Arm Gymnastics, I hand round the cigarette-shaped smoothies.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, can I get my sword back?"

I hold out a cocktail glass and a Martini falls into it.
"Fuck logic."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[Knife-28]

I walk over to Spoon. "So, how are you settleing in new guy?"

 

[Saltarius]

"See...I lost my other sword in a bullshit poker match so..."

I finally clothe myself and walk outside to the beautiful pitch blackness.

"So, Xot, who's quest is up next?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Depends on where they are needed, Salt. We won't know until they know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. That was fun." I get dressed, light up a fatty and continue reading the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I retreive my clothes from a nearby Salt, and dress with extreme predjudice.

 

[Captain Anon]

i quickly turn around grab Zomb and
off whatever floor they on