Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

~6192 Minutes Later...

"Well that was fun."

 

[Saltarius]

"I still don't know what's going on in this show."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Just watch it man. Vampires and magic and shit. And Angel, as well."

 

[Captain Anon]

i order a large carton with french fries and I sit down to enjoy my french fries cause i haven't eaten in a while "aah wait where the bloody hell is the tomato ketchup!?!?" I stands up and walks off to find the ketchup

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma. This is like the millionth tiem I have to remind you. I am blind."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"To be fair, Salt, you only seem to be blind when it's inconvenient for you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

(FFFFUUUUUuuuck yea I'm finally up-to-date with Homestuck )

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I don't know. I have unusally good aim or I can sense life forces or some bullshit. Fill in the blanks for yourself."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I see David pretending to pick me up and crap, except, he's using a rag doll.
"Yeah, see, here's the thing. I stabbed you, so you kinda died. That's how dying works."
[OOC: Also David, as a personal favor, can I ask that you use proper grammar? And proper sentence structures...You know?]

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, preventing your death isn't an issue until boss fights come about."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. For example..."
I ram the Sword of Duodenum through Salt's abdomen.
"No hard feeling, bro."
I rip the sword out.
"At least, not like the kind we had earlier."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's cool."

I fall backwards and die, respawning a few feet away.

"How far am I this time?"

 

[RaNDM G]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Two metres, give or take."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alrighty then. Yo Ace, you there?"

The dogbot walks over to my side and leads me back to where I was.

"So, where were we? Aside from all the porno shoots."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep, most likely for four-or-so days

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We just spent about four days watching, or in your case, listening to, Buffy."

 

[Captain Anon]

"finally i found the ketchup now i can enjoy my french fries" squashes the ketchup on the fries and then finally starts eating "mmmmm lovely" and continues eating

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So when's the next quest? Because I'm already getting bored of this bullshit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot said 'When we're needed.' Which is bull given these quests don't help anyone but ourselves."