Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I take out a long piece of suspiciously damp rope and run Salt's fingers along it.
"This rope."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Never said I wasn't enjoying it." I open The Romantic Dogs.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh...that explains the ropeburn this morning."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I give a sly grin and begin to write in the blank spaces on the sides of the pages.

 

[Saltarius]

"So i dunno. Maybe I oughta learn to do the shit Toph does or something."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Or... let your eyes respawn?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Specific body parts don't respawn fucktard."

 

[Captain Anon]

was eating my french fries but then i get up and pops my head around the corner "hmm? my Batman conversation senses are tingling"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Kill yourself first, and let them respawn when the rest of you does."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fill the margins of The Romantic Dogs with scrawled notes, and move on to Distant Star.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. I. Am. Blind. That's it. End of story."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And why are you blind?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because I was an asshole on Gashog and karma bit me in the ass."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, because you had acid poured in your eyes."
I pour some acid into my eyes.
"AAAGH, FUCKNUTTERS."
I shoot myself in the head and respawn next to Salt.
"Hey, I can see again!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. I dunno, it's just the way it is."

 

[Spoon498]

-explodes from out behind a fake plastic tree- AH HA! -tosses an orange at Salt- ORANGE you glad to see me! How do you like them apples! --throws an apple at tribby- Feel my wrath! -reaches down- no grapes! damn... fuck it -grabs a pinapple and chucks it at david- I... uh... shit... Uh... I've Been... pineing to SEE YOU! Ah Haa! Operation General Nuisance is a success!-throws hands in the air and pretends to fly- Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! -heads back to secret hideout/sanctuary the Scarf N scarf-

 

[Saltarius]

"People are always taking cheap shots at the blind."

 

[Knife-28]

I walk after Spoon. "So, how are you settling new guy?"

 

[Spoon498]

Just fine, Would you like to join me for a sandwich and a scarf?

 

[Saltarius]

"So Xot. You practically drowning in the gay porn yet?"