Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"I think I'll pass on the scarf, but I could go for a good sandwich at the moment, so sure." I say, letting Spoon lead the way.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I've been skipping pages, fortunately."

 

[Spoon498]

-leads knife back to the secret hideout/sanctuary, the Scarf N Scarf- Well here it is! There's a strict no killing anyone inside the grounds. It's a holy place, where you can buy Neck accessories and food stuffs in peace. This is where I plan all of my next assaults of general annoyance on the local mall goers. Make yourself at home -sits down and scribbles out some more plans more stolen apple bees kids coloring mats-

 

[Saltarius]

"So, we landing anywhere soon? Somewhat on the same subject, you know what Lords do? Or what me and Knife's powers will be?"

 

[Knife-28]

I sit down and munch on a vegimite sandwich. "So, tell me about yourself Spoon."

 

[Spoon498]

What exactly do you wish to know about? -points at my plans- These are super Scarf Secret Can't talk about those. Ask away though And I shall do my best to answer

 

[Knife-28]

"I dunno, just tell me about you." I say, taking another bite of my sandwich, "Here, would it help if I told you a little about myself first?"

 

[Captain Anon]

walks over "someone please tell me i can permanently kill spoon he's speaking complete nonsense again"

 

[Knife-28]

"That's pretty fucking hypocritical coming from you." I say.

 

[Captain Anon]

"yes well at least i'm not planning something sounds like World Domination and that it involves super Scarfs"

 

[Saltarius]

"His plan is just annoying us. Nothing that harmful."

 

[Captain Anon]

"lets hope they aren't"

 

[Saltarius]

"They aren't. I can perceive threats fairly well."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"As long as the threat is loud."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ha, newfags arguing and they're both equally terrible. Except you Spoon."

 

[Saltarius]

"So, I think I get it. Y'know how Sollux was able to predict the calamity that all of the trolls would diea nd stuff? Doom is most likely destruction on a grandiose scale, meaning I use disasters to protect people. So yeah, most badass class."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You mean aspect. And apparently Maid is the Passive counterpart to Knight. So there's that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, class as in when you combine them and stuff. So you use fake bullshit to protect yourself?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah, fake as houses." I blast Salt's chest open with a bolt of energy from my gauntlets.

 

[Saltarius]

"Aw baby don't be that way."