Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"OI!" I appear out of nowhere and punch Xot. "I take offence in that."

 

[Saltarius]

I obligatorily kneel before Knife.

"...Force of habit."

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot sorely rubs his chin.

"Doesn't make it any different."

 

[Saltarius]

"YO DAVE! XOT JUST CALLED YOU A PUSSY!"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]so what thats his problem[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"And he said you don't know true pain."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]no he didnt stop making shit up[/color]

 

[Captain Anon]

"alright then i'll use my gun" pulls out his pistol and the round that's already in there, falls out "armor piercing" loads another round and starts fire at Xot

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, Doom is pertty much calamities and disasters, and I was protecting my and Knife's honor by trying to get you into a fight with Xot. So I am actually fulfilling my role as Knight of Doom."

 

[Knife-28]

"That...actually makes sense in a round about sorta sense." I say. Spurred on by Salt's actions, and my own desire to know how my role as a Lord of Life works, I decide to take my leave. Wandering a distance, I come across a park and inside the park, a hill. I walk to the apex and find a clearing sprinkled with stones, a majority larger than myself. I hoist myself onto the largest of these stones (Which is for some reason located at the center of the clearing), sit upon it crossed legged and begin to meditate, figuring 'Hey, it's worked in countless books and movies, it's gotta at least do something.'
And so I sit there for a time, the sound of a gentle breeze flittering through the trees my only company.

 

[Captain Anon]

"fireballs are used in all the magic games while bolts of fire are not because they were only used once in anime so i decided i'd use it"

 

[Saltarius]

I follow the sound of Knife's footsteps and sit nearby, hand on the hilt of my sword.

 

[Captain Anon]

kicks a table over and takes cover, reloads "explosive round" and fires 3 bullets at him and they all explode in Xot's face

 

[Saltarius]

"You do realize that's about as effective as playing tennis with a brick wall, right?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"well until i see his reaction i will continue shooting at him"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"He's a ghost. He's been a ghost for a while."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh right then switching weapons" walks off and then comes back on full Ghostbuster gear turns on the pack

 

[Saltarius]

"This guy doesn't get it, does he?"

I hit David on the head with the flat of my blade.

"Seriously. Stop."

 

[Captain Anon]

"what? what did i do this time?"

 

[RaNDM G]

You miss your shots, utterly and completely.

"There is no difference between fireballs and firebolts. They're both projectiles."