Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Be a general fucktard, for one."

 

[Captain Anon]

You miss your shots, utterly and completely.

"There is no difference between fireballs and firebolts. They're both projectiles."

"yeah but mine massive explode in people's faces"

 

[Captain Anon]

"Be a general fucktard, for one."

what/ can't have a bit of humor

 

[Saltarius]

"There are fine lines between humor, stupidity, and what you just did."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh alright then" tears off the gear and sits back down and continue to eat his french fries

 

[Saltarius]

"God. Newcomers."

I once again take my place near Knife, hand on the hilt of my sword in it's sheath.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, you do realise claymores are about a metre and a half long, right? There is no way you can realistically use one in a sudden battle, which is to say, ALL OF THE ONES IN THE MALL."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, at what point was the Mall in any way realistic?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"here a better question who set up claymores all over the mall?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You do know what a claymore is, right?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"We're talking the geeky anime swords, not the practical explosive devices already strewn across the Mall..."

"I shouldn't have told you that, should I?"

 

[Saltarius]

"They're Scottish in origin, you fucktard."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I know. But how many animes have you seen that DON'T have giant two-handed swords?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought you were one of those lonely guys who fapped to animes."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'm not the one gripping their sword with both hands."

 

[Saltarius]

"And at least I have stable relationships. Or rather, relationships in general."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Keep telling yourself that."

 

[Saltarius]

"At least not everyone hates me."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Keep telling yourself that too."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, what's your fucking problem?"