Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Did I mention I'm leaving you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...I figured."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump up.
"Aw, Day-Um! Shit just got serious!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wrong! Shit just ceased to be serious! Get it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Hilarious."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't be so down buddy! There's still much adventure ahead of us!"

 

[Saltarius]

"A prosperous future for us all."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck this." I walk off. Later I come back, with a rocket launcher. I fire it at Paddy and Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit, did you just feel a breeze?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I weave out of the way of the rocket and walk into a bookstore.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Perfect." I toss a molotov into the book store.

 

[Saltarius]

I sit on a nearby rock.

"Can we skip the aggressive bullshit and just talk?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I backflip out of the bookshop and land in front of Salt. "Of course, what would you like to talk about?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Not you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ok." I roll into a corner and begin cooking heroin.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know, for a RP dedicated to fighting, we don't do much of it." The human representation of the 4th wall appears, and punches me.
"I mean...We should train, or some shit." I fling a knife at Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I catch the knife.

"Yeah, I guess all that shit about your senses getting better as one got worse may be true."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm fighting addiction!" I empty my body through every orifice.

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[MinimanZombie]

I sneak up behind Salt, and snap his neck.
"C'mon, let's all fight."