Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I walk back over to find everyone in various states of flipping out. "Ugh, I leave home for a few days and look what happens."

 

[Saltarius]

I turn away from the sound of Knife's voice, my arms crossed.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, hello to you too Salt." I say, "I assume your pissed off at me for some reason?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not saying anything to anyone from now until the day I die."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dodge the punch, and counter the gut kick, by getting David into a head lock.
"Tough luck." I throw him away, and go towards a cafe.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Is this about the Lord/Knight thing, I'm fine with it as long as you don't go overboard with the whole thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, it's because the closer I get to someone, the worse the eventual destruction of said relationship is. Ergo, I'm not making anymore relationships with anyone, period."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fly backwards through a wall, nailed to a seven-foot long koala.
"EVERYBODY PUT YOUR MOTHAFUCKING HANDS IN THE AI-wait this isn't Vegas..."
I waddle over to the comic store, still attached to the koala, and flick through the last ten pages.
"Well shit. I thought everyone would have learnt by now that Paddy is a shameless man-slut..."
I make everybody smoothies and drink copious martinies.

 

[Knife-28]

"Sigma, why d you have a giant koala nailed to you?" I ask.

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't want to know BECAUSE FUCK RELATIONSHIPS!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, you say that you're not making any new relationshis with anyone ever again, but what will you do about the relationships you already have?" Knfe asks Salt while I try to remove the koala from Sigma's back.

 

[Saltarius]

"Pulling a preemptive strike and getting rid of them."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, like that'll work." Knife replies sarcasticly, sitting next to Salt and putting his hands on his knees.

 

[Saltarius]

"All it's gotten me is heartbreak and betrayal. I'm better off becoming a hermit."

 

[Captain Anon]

"ooww damnit" i said picking myself up

 

[Sigma Castell]

I rub my back where the nails were taken out.
"Thanks, Knife. It was starting to itch."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, Salt. So your plan for dealing with the pain of losing someone is to lose more people?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeaaah..that doesnt really make any sense, Salt."
I bum a martini off Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well too fucking bad."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You know who you sound like? Those girls on Facebook who post shit like 'OMG i'Ll Nevar TrUST MEn AgAIn' Cos their boyfriend dumped them."