Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You guys do know Buddha became a hermit, right?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, are you comparing yourself to Buddha?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm just saying."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt you did not just compare yourself to Buddha."

 

[Saltarius]

"I didn't. I was just saying as an example."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good, because theology offends me, chack your privilege."

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, I don't even know why I'm talking to you of all people. I'm off to my own self-exile now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Send me a postcard."

 

[Saltarius]

I flip Paddy off as I walk away.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull out a copy of Trainspotting and begin to cut up the pages.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink.
"Welp."
I make alcoholic smoothies for everyone.

 

[Knife-28]

I drink my smoothie, while Knife walks off after Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Who are you and why are you bothering me."

 

[RaNDM G]

Salt, you're really taking this hard on yourself.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why do you even care? Because a happy guardian is an efficient guardian?"

 

[RaNDM G]

No, honestly I wouldn't care either way. I just wanted to point out that you're being a dick and pushing away your teammates.

 

[Saltarius]

"And you're a *****. Go figure."

 

[RaNDM G]

See what I mean?

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes. Except have you maybe considered that now my relationships are going up in flames and there isn't anything I can do to amend it?"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife grabs Salt's shoulder and turns him to face him. "For fucks sake get a hold of yourself Salt! Yes, your relationships tend to go up in flames, but that's no reason to give up on all human contact and become a bloody hermit! I mean, if every person who ever failed at something just up and went 'Fuck it, I'm out' then where would we be? Nowhere, that's where. Faliure, and the ability to learn from and rise above our faliures, to never give up is what is part of what makes us human, without it, we're no better than lemmings." Knife sighs, and drops his arm to his side. "Come on man, don't give up all of his," He guestures around, "Over a few shithouse experiances, you have some great friends here, and we'll stick by you no matter what."