Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"OKAY, OKAY. HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. WHAT IF WE MODIFY THE RAIL GUN TO SHOOT GRENADES."

I start climbing all about REX, repairing it using the salvageable pieces of my suit. "If you'd kindly either find an exit or help me build, that'd be nice."
 

Connor Lonske

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sage you can act as the gm and let me play as fthulu choosing it's attacks myself? i mean, it's gonna lose anyways. so you know.

captcha: black jack
 

Knife-28

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I start throwing greandes upto Salt, I havn't pulled the pins though, that would just be silly.
 

Saltarius

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"For the record, before you guys get ANY ideas about piloting REX..."


"Also, we should probably figure out an actual way to get this to the mall."
 

Saltarius

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"The hell? Where did this...Whatever, I;ve seen weirder things happen."

I open the air plane and see what's inside.
 

Connor Lonske

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There's a note from some cool stranger...who has very bad handwriting.

There is a way to the surface though the simulation subbasement not far from where you are(via a teleporter). Tox should be coming though there(make sure not to telefrag him) and Waffles is KOed right next to the exit to the surface/mall. If you get lost, follow where the dead zombie bodies lead and it's right by the little house leading to a church. Good luck.
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another fucking note randomly teleports on top of your face. you read it's large sharpie marker text.

oh yeah, your robot should be able to get to the surface on it's own though the area leading upward in the core. just take the large elevator thingie to your south. i suggest leaving one guy to take it up where when the big monster my friend is ironicly controlling gets distacted.

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what, you expectin me to say something nice like "do well" or "good luck?"

fuck that. fuck you. you're fucking whalecum.
 

Saltarius

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"Thanks? I guess. Not sure how many benefactors call benefactees whalecum, but I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth. Alright, now we just need to go from where the possessed Sam came from and it'll lead us to the core. I'll try and pilot the REX, albeit it's poor condition. One of you guys carry Sam along."
 

Saltarius

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The REX controls awkwardly, barely not touching the walls of the hallway, clinking and clanking throughout. I kept the cockpit open as I spied a room with a rather conspicous sign reading 'CORE ROOM'. The door was much too small for REX to fit through, so I merely used it bust down the door to get in.

I hop out to get in, looking south of the room to see the teleporter the note spoke of. Everything appeared to be going to plan as I stepped into the core room, followed by Knife and Grim.
 

Knife-28

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I look around the core room and walk over to an overly complicated control pannel. "So, how do whatever we're supposed to do with this thing?" I say.
 

RaNDM G

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A thin metal rod rises up from a small hole on the top of the console. A small flame flickers from it.

"Yeah, that's just a lighter. I just wanted you to see the switches next to it. Go ahead and flick those up."
 

RaNDM G

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A single rind descends upon the star, aligning perfectly with its equator.

"There should be two keys on opposite ends of the console. I need two of you to turn both of them at the same time."

[sub]Untitled - WHTEBKGRND[/sub]
 

Knife-28

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I walk to one end of the console, and prepare to turn the key.

Capatcha=Shoulder of Orion. Oh, so that's which star it is.