Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Not really. It's all for plot convenience."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Who's quest is it, anyways? Also, can the mall help keep two baby rhinos?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I assume there's a rhinoceros-keeping supplies store somewhere in the Mall..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean, you've got to admit, how awesome is it having two fucking rhinos on our side?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"They're the tanks of the animal kingdom. How are they not cool?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I know! And every good knight needs a steed! Or two of them. Fuck it, Knife can take Dimitri."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Which one is that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Um...the one that isn't Aleksei."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... So which one is Aleksei?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...The one on the left."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... How do you know?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well if you look, Dimitri has that set of spots on his nose, rrrright there."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wait, now I'm confused. How do we know which names we gave them in the first place?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pick up Dmitri.
"I'll take him. I've always wanted a Rhino. Also, can we stop picking on David? I know his grammer is terriible but I doubt he read the rules on OP, or even knew there was any. Maybe some of the experienced fighters who've dealt with OP new guys before could explain to him? After all, everyones had moments of OP at some point."

 

[Captain Anon]

walks off and sits down somewhere pulls a bottle of whiskey and gulping it down.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sigh.
"Fine. I'll do it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Isn't reading the rules like...a good thing to do always that you should always do? And by process of eliminatio, this is Aleksei." I say, stroking the rhino's head.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put name tags on the rhinos.
"Yeah, you should always read the rules. Like Rule 3; no leaving the Mall."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dude, I came back. Why is this still a problem?"
I knit matching hats for the rhinos.

 

[Saltarius]

"...You know, I'm a Knight, wearing shades, with a broken sword. This is getting way too uncanny."